mats balcke

Blue Emo head, introvert with aggresionproblems

"wow that's a Mats Balcke!"

by kreidark February 17, 2017

Laundry mats closed

when the laundry mat is closed a woman is on her period hopefully its a small load to wash by hand.

Sorry babe laundry mats closed for 5 to 7 days.

by nellie shoots February 6, 2012

Dick mat

A narrow strip of pubic hair directly above the vigina.

After I blew my load I cleaned my pecker off on her dick mat

by RT Rules June 11, 2018

Mat

If a person is very gullible, stubborn and annoying. You call them a Mat. A Mat is someone who typically doesn’t listen to you or hear you out. They’re likely to make bad decisions due to their stubbornness.

Person 1:Bro just listen to me and stop being a Mat!
Person 2:Bro shut up. I’m going to click the link it’s not gonna do anything.

Person 1:YOU WILL GET HACKED
Person 2:Idc, I’m gonna test it out.

by Disor August 12, 2022

jizz mat

female or male who enjoy large quantities of sperm in their mouth or on their face

Niko, stop being such a fucking jizz mat and come here!

by scrodum tazzer August 20, 2009

mat quyen kiem soat

a pharse used to indicate that the person mentioned is kinda... control-lost, and this pharse usually refers to acts that are out of control

- Look, that player is constantly shooting into the air. Is he thinking that ammo is unlimited in the battlegrounds?
- Well, dung la mat quyen kiem soat (that's what a control-lost person wuold do).

by HuyBeoGamingVN February 5, 2024

Mats

The coolest person on planet earth and Carlos is not as cool

If you reference to coolnes you refer to Mats

by MRJAAPJE November 25, 2019