Chef Maths

A calculation;
X divided by the constant - ApplePIE
equals carrots

A chef bouncing down the road - he saw X (using Chef Maths); he knew he would only get carrots.

by hewhocooks February 5, 2013

chaos maths

maths in which the initial conditions of the system effect the final answer immensely, factors such as rounding, will give an answer which is in no way relevant to the actual answer to the subject.

I'm finding chaos maths really difficult at the moment, as my calculator rounds after 20 decimals and it isn't representative of the actual answer, in any way shape or form.

by Halmos March 12, 2016

prevoc maths

A type of math that requires little to no effort you don't even have to show up.

Becky is in prevoc maths we best not be seen with her.

by peter jackson the thunderbolt June 15, 2018

quick maths

Used when someone makes an incorrect calculation to point out their mistake/make fun of them. Comes from Big Shaq's legendary FITB. Also stylized as quick mafs.

1: "1500 times 10 over 50 that's what... 3000?"
2: "Quick maths"

by Neeky Gerd January 27, 2020

Method maths

A utterly shit maths homework site that seems to say every answer you put in is wrong and is usually set by teachers when they can’t be arsed to set Mathswatch questions

Oh for fucks sake miss set method maths again

by Nousername777 February 6, 2021

Method maths

A utterly shit maths homework site that seems to say every answer you put in is wrong and is usually set by teachers when they can’t be arsed to set Mathswatch questions

Oh for fucks sake miss set method maths again

by Nousername777 February 6, 2021

TL Maths

A very helpful teacher who makes maths videos (for free!) online, catered towards the British curriculum. He always replies to your comments if you don't understand anything. De facto the nation's maths teacher.

"My teachers at school were bad at explaining iterative relations but I watched TL Maths' playlist and understand a lot more now."

by grindnhustle September 24, 2021