Tennessee Pneumatic massage

When you're lying cheek to cheek with the Mrs, and release some processed methane on her.

"I was a judge at the Volunteer Fire department chili cook off. Later that night I have the Mrs a loud Tennessee Pneumatic Massage"

by TeeRizzle February 11, 2023

Massage-a-troi

A massage involving two massueses and one recipient. Essentially the threesome of massages.

That massage-a-troi was extremely relaxing but a little confusing.

by Phallus Festivus December 7, 2014

Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage

This is when a person is in a Drive-Thru in Kentucky. Preferably a McDonalds and there is an attractive male attending you in your car. You then proceed to flash the man with your breasts. When the man gets an erection you then try to get him to place his penis out of the window when this is achieved you then close the window with extreme force and the penis is disconnected from the rest of his body. You then put the penis in your bag and now you can use the penis for anything you want.

Tom: "Yo, What happened why are you in the emergency room?"
Randy: "This bitch pulled a Kentucky Drive-Thru Massage on me"

by pilpips June 17, 2016

Massages

a pornstar who likes to massage someone or selling her body for a profitable gain

Your Massages friend uses her hand so well

by Official Diksyunaryow June 11, 2021

Cotton ball massage

A man bends over and rests his hands on his knees while someone stands behind him and rubs his balls, while picking the left over toilet paper cling-ons from his ass hairs.

Mike couldn’t believe that Todd didn’t have to pay extra to have the Asian masseuse give him a cotton ball massage.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

bothwel massage

when an old woman rides someone’s dick on the public bus and let’s the man cum inside her uterus. when they are done the act of reproducing he shoves her walking stick into her vagina and rubs her hearing aid onto her flit xx

i got a bothwel massage last night it was so itchy

by Dhdhdhdgshd July 30, 2025

Ball Massage

A non sexual massage of the testicular region

Hey kyra I would like to give you a Ball Massage

by freybeja November 24, 2021