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French Foot-Massage

Knowing the typicalness of any ordinary French guy, they don't apply deodorant, which means they sweat like pigs, using this common sense, this sex act is when a french guy lubes up a females foot with his sweat and shoves it as far up his ass as he can until he cums
"I want to France over the summer, and this guy named Pierre, asked me out, he was charming at first and when we got back to his place, he started to rub his armpits on my foot, he tried to give me a french foot-massage!"
by JamesPage February 4, 2025
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massage gun

the clean and un sus version of a rose toy
hey betty can i have your, "massage gun" ?
by silly drina May 7, 2025
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Ass Kicking Ball Massage

Her head game was on point, but when she started rubbing my balls,I could only concentrate on the ass kicking ball massage
by Captain haha August 12, 2021
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Mogadishu Massage

Getting shot with a high powered rifle into your back and our your heart
Joe hasn't come back home from Mogadishu since he received a Mogadishu massage
by cosmicgarbage August 18, 2025
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When you're having a conversation through text and someone makes a nice/positive comment, this is the equivalent to "music to my ears" when you're reading.
S: I promise I'll make you the most delicious bowl ;)
D: That's a massage to my frontal cortex
by D:)))) August 14, 2022
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African head massage

When 2 or more people slap the top of another persons head multiple times
Robert Giovanni and Brian were giving Max an African head massage. The next day he came back for round 2
by Fireguy47 October 3, 2018
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massage my face

the act where you are "massaging someone's face" but it actually means you're are kissing them.
"Hey baby come over here and massage my face ;)"
by massage therapist December 31, 2011
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