Zavien Martin

A god among mortals. A true super soldier. Whoever has this name is extremely handsome. Probably better than u at everything.

Zavien Martin is sooooooooo good at everything.

by Zavien November 23, 2021

Martin Syndrome

A condition where upon seeing prepubescent teenagers an individual will develope a two inch boner in an uncontrollable fashion. The only known cure for this condition is blowing King dick to completion.

I have a case of Martin Syndrome and I need some king dick to get it to go away.

by TheZippo November 8, 2019

Camron Martin

A skinny kid who has no food at lunch, but only has pop tarts. He smells. His dad is typically bald. Camron looks like Gumby

Camron Martin is a faggot

by Bdjdjnfnd February 7, 2019

ricky martin

Immaculately gay.

He likes to live la vida loca
while he plays with his poker
watch him being so totally gay
with his mincing walk and his hip-sway
given the chance he'd like to be in drag
but he looks like a smartly dressed fag
so come on Ricky Martin, the boys say you're hot
shake yo booty and show 'em what you've got.....

by clairem May 27, 2007

karl-martin

a drug dealer, who typically smokes crack at Rakvere

Yo, wanna buy some drugs from Karl-Martin

by yeetlord September 17, 2018

ricky martin

gayer than gay. so gay that you were worried your gayness may affect your career only to realise many years later that your career was because of your gayness.

"work has imposed new restrictions on internet access."
"what a ricky martin thing to do"

by bigalski May 20, 2010

st martins

st martins or st monners as it is known by the locals is a rural village in the northen most empty corner of salopia or shropshire as it is usally called, it overun with chavs, old grannys and gippos(its acctually known as the gippo capital of north shropshire) the native people are known as monners and speak in there own tounge using words like La and mon they buy there food from a local shop called stans which started up as a chippy most of the younger 'monners' can be found in the skate park this is the nearest dammit nursery in the village the children also go to the local school ifton heath and secondry school rhyn park which is pretty much a school whos main purpose is to teach kids how to be 'ard' and brew drugs up. most of the locals after work can be found drinkin in the grey hound which is the farmer and countrymans pub,the miners which is the workin mens club and the cross foxes which is a shithole.

'alright me st martins laaaaaaaaa'jeff
'alright jeff me monner'dave
'you goin down the miners t'night'jeff
'nah i gotta go get me ard knock son oughtta oswestry jail'dave
'fair enough are yer comin down afterr la 'jeff
'go on then i'll bring me son monner for a drink' dave
'how olds yer son again la'jeff
'six'dave

by Ca7p1e_lad June 15, 2011