Martin TN

A small “college town” made up of about 6 thousand students and 2-3 local bars, a Walmart, and a handful of local restaurants to choose from. Mostly country folk come from around the west Tennessee and middl Tennessee area to attend a cheap state school where they can complain that there’s nothing to do. Home to the greatest American passtime, rho omnicron tau. Aside from going to class, people’s lives here consist of smoking, a pike party, then a local bar.
To have extra special fun you may be inclined to drive to Union City, Jackson, or Memphis if the occasion is particularly special and you aren’t satisfied with the local accommodations. Dixieland Delight is the de facto school anthem and chapter song of the Kappa Alpha Order fraternity (although it can be heard sung quite often at Pi Kappa Alphas parties, which for some reason are much more popular, where the local Martin pikes will sing the KA version where everyone chants, “KA, fuck pike”).

Bunch o KAs and AGRs and Pikes and sorority girls at the Slide and Rides Saloon: “...Make a little lovin (all night) on a Tennessee Martin Wednesday Night (wooo hooo) it’s my life (kaaa aaa) oh so right (FUUCK PIIIKE) my Dixielaaand Delight”

Girl 1: Martin TN is so dead there’s nothing to do here. What are we gonna do!?

Girl 2: ok let’s smoke this blunt then drive to union city and go to that new restaurant! Then after that we’ll go to Caddies.

Girl 1: Alright grab my juul and let’s go!

by 5lappA55 May 3, 2019

Zavien Martin

A god among mortals. A true super soldier. Whoever has this name is extremely handsome. Probably better than u at everything.

Zavien Martin is sooooooooo good at everything.

by Zavien November 23, 2021

Hugo Martin

Hugo Martin is a chunky boy who is the creative director at ID software, with their most recent game: Doom Eternal.

Person 1: "Hey, who is that person that you're so fucking obsessed by?"
Person 2: "Hugo Martin"

by Wraith the discord mod August 30, 2020

ricky martin

Immaculately gay.

He likes to live la vida loca
while he plays with his poker
watch him being so totally gay
with his mincing walk and his hip-sway
given the chance he'd like to be in drag
but he looks like a smartly dressed fag
so come on Ricky Martin, the boys say you're hot
shake yo booty and show 'em what you've got.....

by clairem May 27, 2007

karl-martin

a drug dealer, who typically smokes crack at Rakvere

Yo, wanna buy some drugs from Karl-Martin

by yeetlord September 17, 2018

ricky martin

gayer than gay. so gay that you were worried your gayness may affect your career only to realise many years later that your career was because of your gayness.

"work has imposed new restrictions on internet access."
"what a ricky martin thing to do"

by bigalski May 20, 2010

st martins

st martins or st monners as it is known by the locals is a rural village in the northen most empty corner of salopia or shropshire as it is usally called, it overun with chavs, old grannys and gippos(its acctually known as the gippo capital of north shropshire) the native people are known as monners and speak in there own tounge using words like La and mon they buy there food from a local shop called stans which started up as a chippy most of the younger 'monners' can be found in the skate park this is the nearest dammit nursery in the village the children also go to the local school ifton heath and secondry school rhyn park which is pretty much a school whos main purpose is to teach kids how to be 'ard' and brew drugs up. most of the locals after work can be found drinkin in the grey hound which is the farmer and countrymans pub,the miners which is the workin mens club and the cross foxes which is a shithole.

'alright me st martins laaaaaaaaa'jeff
'alright jeff me monner'dave
'you goin down the miners t'night'jeff
'nah i gotta go get me ard knock son oughtta oswestry jail'dave
'fair enough are yer comin down afterr la 'jeff
'go on then i'll bring me son monner for a drink' dave
'how olds yer son again la'jeff
'six'dave

by Ca7p1e_lad June 15, 2011