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Magic Hour

1. (noun) A period of time typically starting soon before last call and ending when a bar/club is officially closed wherein every person who has not yet hooked up and wishes to do so lowers their respective standards to “whatever is available”. Usually results in regrettable hookups with unattractive and/or fat people. When coupled with drinking large amounts of alcohol may result in truly reprehensible hookup scenarios.

2. (adj.) Used to describe a person who would not normally be the object of sexual attraction. Typically said person is extraordinarily unattractive or overweight.
“Hey dude, did you see who Melvin hooked up with last night? She was HUGE!!”
“Well, what do you expect at 3:30AM? It was the magic hour."

“Yo, have you seen the new chick that started this week? She hot?”
Absolutely not, pure magic hour material.”
by Tyler McNasty June 20, 2010
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Magic Stick

A very long and magical cock only held by the most elite of men.
Bruce: “you know my magic stick is 8 1/2 inches long, u can play with it sometime.”
Samantha: “yes please daddy give it to me
by KevinC2003 November 4, 2018
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Madison

A girl that is absolutely AMAZING. When you need her, she's there. When you don't need her, she's still always there for you. The most beautiful girl in the world, & has an amazing personality. Known to do stupid things, and get a little wild sometimes, but overall .. she's great. With her amazing features such as her big * badonkadonk .. & her * Caution : Highly Dangerous * Boobs .. Every guy is always trying to talk to her, or get with her.. Most Madisons are offered many drugs, but only try them once & learn their lesson. They put girlfriends before boyfreidns & that's the way it should alwasy be. If they are ever in a situation when they feel un-safe ; they kick someone's ass. <3 They're strong & caring & beautiful girls who just .. are great. They're the BEST friend to have ; & the one that can never be forgotten.

I love you , Madison .

You're the best .. <3
Dude , she's hawt , she must be a Madison ! <3
Look at that fine booty , badonkadonk , beautiful smile , amazing eyes , amazing personality . She has to be a Madison .
by ZuZuZ0Z01998 July 4, 2011
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Madison

a perfect person. Usually very shy at first but you will grow to adore her. All the boys want her but can't approach her. She is super artistic and smart and will never let you down. If you find a Madison KEEP HOLD OF HER! Usually has blue eyes and brown or dirty blond hair. She is one of the greatest friends to have and will make everyone laugh. She loves to dance and sing and won't change for the world. The only problem with Madison's is that they are impossible to hate. Perfect in every way and very pretty girls. Never let one go, you will regret it!
Boy 1: dude! Look at that girl! She's so hot!

Boy 2: that's Madison. You should see her art!
by phan4lyf September 8, 2016
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Have A Magical Day!!!!!

by iRock2u July 24, 2016
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madison high school

madison high is a place where you can get stoned in the parking lot, drunk in the halls, or do lines in the bathroom. freshman are mostly annoying little pricks, but there are a few rare normal ones. the sophomores dont know their place just yet but the seniors are fast to teach it to them. any senior can get head from any sophomore girl just by learning their name. juniors are the bigger stoners, smokin as much as possible, before during and after school. seniors are the all out partyers, drinking, smoking, trippin out, anything they can find. they own the school.
senior: lets go toke in my van.
sophomore: word
by new kid April 28, 2005
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Madison

a common female name.
when most people think of madison the think blonde hair blue eyes.

while this is true there are much more characteristics that accompany this name.

Madison is a nice person who knows how to deal with problems, the right way. She is extremely smart. Though she tends to get angry easily, she is an all around good person.

Madison is not a "girly-girl", in fact she is anything but.
She isnt afraid to take charge and lead a situation.

she loves to help her friends and feel appreciated.
Madison will take care of it.
by edwardskitty May 14, 2009
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