Magic Cylinder 

When you're having sex with your girl, but, right before you blow your load on her face, she catches it in a cup and splashes it in your face.

I broke up with my ex when she surprised me with a magic cylinder.

Magic Cylinder by TDG SN June 7, 2019

Magic: the Gathering 

Updates: For those of you who don't know, the Throne of Eldraine set is coming out October 4th. The plane is based around Magic's twist on Arthurian & Grimm's Fairy Tales. There are new mechanics added to the game. I'll cover them below.

New Magic: the Gathering Mechanics
Mechanics
Addamant: If 3 of some kind of mana was spent on summoning this creature, (wrote spell in cards idk why) put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Adventure: Does something and is in exile until next turn for a specific amount of mana and stays in exile unless you pay the summon cost.
Food Tokens: Sack it along with spend 2 mana to gain 3 life or, if you have Tempting Witch, sack the food along with paying 3 mana to deal 3 damage to opponent. (Only works in a black, black/r or g or w or blue, b/r/g, etc, etc.)

Magic: the Gathering by EAsuccracc September 29, 2019

Magic school bus 

A school bus where Arnold says please let this be a normal field trip and they with the friz no way and the bus crashes and dies.

Arnold dies in magic school bus burning alive.

Magic school bus by ༼つ ◕_◕ ༽つ February 1, 2021

magic meat sack 

an oversimplified version of what people and animals are, not including animals without meat in them.

Synonyms: humans, animals, people, person, animal

I'm a magic meat sack!

magic meat sack by The Globlogabgalab February 8, 2021

Magic Mines

This Minecraft series was set to be one of the greatest series ever on YouTube. Until the creator went mad and started collecting Pokémon cards. Legend says the magic mines drove him to insanity.

Sorry babe I can’t have sex right now. I’m too busy watching my favorite Minecraft series Magic Mines.

Magic Mines by Bigpapa96 May 11, 2021

magic flytrap 

The magical word you use when you're out of swear words

"you bitch"
"You asshole"
"You whore"

"You slut"
"You dick-head"
"You magic flytrap"

magic flytrap by Ariaxia_TwT🤔 June 2, 2021

Magic cum fairies 

the little magic fairies that come and remove any cum that you missed while cleaning up after a wank, which is why when you back you never find any of the cum that you missed.

my mom went into my bathroom earlier after I had taken a wank but didn't have time to clean up properly but luckily the magic cum fairies had cleaned up for me just in time.

Magic cum fairies by Jimmy&Brenda August 3, 2021