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food misery

When people do stupid Whole30 diets during holidays and expect everyone else to accommodate their cooking around it or get stressed or let down, they put themselves into food misery.
She could have fun at the party but instead she will wallow in her food misery and try to inflict it upon others.
by schmole30 December 19, 2017
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Missouri Misery

When its only fire hot or ice cold all year and no in between
Person 1: Its SOO hot, too bad when the cold comes it will be too cold .

person 2: Thats Missouri Misery for ya!
by jclkdjdslkjdlsfkj July 10, 2019
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Dirty Mauser

When you’re getting a blumpkin during an afterburner and finish SO HARD that it aftershocks out her nose and gets all over the toilet.
Bro I was so fuckin drunk and full of 7 layer burritos, she got a Dirty Mauser when we got home and LOVED IT!!!
by iPlowser July 15, 2020
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Tus muertos jesucristianos

Cuando te cagas mucho en alguien que te gustaría partirle el cráneo
Tu madre: Te he apuntando al fútbol

Tu: Tus muertos jesucristianos
by Barbiemilkovich October 11, 2020
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Armstrong Miser

Mwa mwa bozz Armstrong Miser malapokz
by Nevada Ramen February 28, 2022
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r u mcserious

Slang. It’s another way of saying are you serious but only for former or current McDonald’s workers.
Hey we got 10 double cheeseburgers going out! R u mcserious?!
by B-rizzle February 27, 2019
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Mi gato está muerto

This phrase has different meanings depending on context.
1. A way of expressing appreciation for one's existence. This can be either romantic or friendly appreciation, but on Friday's it's strictly romantic.
2. A way of expressing motivation to be productive.
3. A way of cheering someone up.
4. A way of congratulating someone on something.
Friend: I failed the exam.
You: Well, mi gato está muerto porque estuvo debajo de mi carro por cinco años.

Friend: Comí pizza hoy.
You: Ayyy! Mi gato está muerto porque estaba debajo de mi carro.

Friend: I wanna tickle your earlobe.
You: Mi gato está muerto.
by GatitoMuerto January 15, 2021
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