A beautiful enigma with a Puerto-Rican vibe, who's ghetto one day, and classy the next.
She's smart, funny, and is racially confused. Doesn't know if she's black, white, or Hispanic sometimes. But, compensates for that with her random Puerto-Rican pride. She's also a very awesome person and there is no way you CAN'T love Monica.
She's smart, funny, and is racially confused. Doesn't know if she's black, white, or Hispanic sometimes. But, compensates for that with her random Puerto-Rican pride. She's also a very awesome person and there is no way you CAN'T love Monica.
Dude: Sup, homie.
Monica: Yo, where you at?
Dude: Chillin' with Labron, how about chu?
Monica: Hanging out with my gurls at club Le's Ho
Dude: For real. Aye, you Puerto-Ricans are FINE
Monica: Why you categorizing me? RUDE!
Dude: You gotta be. You got dat body.
Monica: DAYUM RIGHT I'M PUERTO-RICAN! DUSES!
Dude: Peace.
Monica: Yo, where you at?
Dude: Chillin' with Labron, how about chu?
Monica: Hanging out with my gurls at club Le's Ho
Dude: For real. Aye, you Puerto-Ricans are FINE
Monica: Why you categorizing me? RUDE!
Dude: You gotta be. You got dat body.
Monica: DAYUM RIGHT I'M PUERTO-RICAN! DUSES!
Dude: Peace.
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George: Mia is pretty hot, I am thoroughly enjoying her white thong with the rhinestone heart over her ass.
Mike: Yes. And she smells nice, has silky smooth skin, makes pleasant conversation, and is a talented dancer that gives me a special feeling. Even her pooch is cute. She reminds me a little of "Monica Bellucci".
Mike: Yes. And she smells nice, has silky smooth skin, makes pleasant conversation, and is a talented dancer that gives me a special feeling. Even her pooch is cute. She reminds me a little of "Monica Bellucci".
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