The sexual act that requires a sick person to perform. You will create a 5-course meal inside a woman’s vagina.
Supplies needed: Ketchup bottle, human shit, chunky milk, old man toe nails, Joe Biden’s pubic hair, and glass.
Step one: find a girl (optional)
Step two: when you are having sexual intercourse suggest that you guys eat first
Step three: accidentally spill the ketchup and chunky milk in the vagina
Step four: by this step she will be fine with you putting whatever you want in there so pull down your pants and take a shit
Step five: spread the shit around
Step six: insert the human toe nails into the shit like a chocolate chip pancake
Step seven: begin to eat the chocolate chip pancake
Step eight: put Joe Biden’s pubic hair around the meal to add extra flavor
Step nine: break a glass bottle inside the vagina and leave the room as fast as you can
Step ten: run to the grocery store and ask Craig from deli to join
Step eleven: watch Craig from deli eat the chunky chocolate chip pancake vagina
Step twelve: go celebrate by playing warzone
Supplies needed: Ketchup bottle, human shit, chunky milk, old man toe nails, Joe Biden’s pubic hair, and glass.
Step one: find a girl (optional)
Step two: when you are having sexual intercourse suggest that you guys eat first
Step three: accidentally spill the ketchup and chunky milk in the vagina
Step four: by this step she will be fine with you putting whatever you want in there so pull down your pants and take a shit
Step five: spread the shit around
Step six: insert the human toe nails into the shit like a chocolate chip pancake
Step seven: begin to eat the chocolate chip pancake
Step eight: put Joe Biden’s pubic hair around the meal to add extra flavor
Step nine: break a glass bottle inside the vagina and leave the room as fast as you can
Step ten: run to the grocery store and ask Craig from deli to join
Step eleven: watch Craig from deli eat the chunky chocolate chip pancake vagina
Step twelve: go celebrate by playing warzone
“Hey Craig from deli remember when we performed that Dickhead McGee on that spanish cougar”
“Yeah bro good times, sadly I have a family now so I can’t do that as often”
“Yeah bro good times, sadly I have a family now so I can’t do that as often”
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Herbert has been talking about Johnson McGee all day! I feel like he might be suffering from McGee Derangement Syndrome.
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Caller: "'Hey, I'm calling to inquire about the rumoured 'Spooge McGee', would you happen to have this in stock?"'
Recipient: "Name please?"
Caller: "Gage Anthony Sands"
Recipient: "Never call this fucking store again."
Recipient: "Name please?"
Caller: "Gage Anthony Sands"
Recipient: "Never call this fucking store again."
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noun
1. A rotund bulldog of exceptional Chud energy; notable for its sausage-like build, stubby legs, and a protruding underbite that suggests both comedic menace and irresistible charm.
2. informal, humorous
A creature of overwhelming affection; particularly a dog that insists on prolonged licking sessions (often exceeding two minutes per shin), delivering so much love that it borders on assault by enthusiasm.
Adjective: Chudders-like — exhibiting the squat physique, goofy charisma, and unstoppable friendliness associated with Chudders McGee.
noun
1. A rotund bulldog of exceptional Chud energy; notable for its sausage-like build, stubby legs, and a protruding underbite that suggests both comedic menace and irresistible charm.
2. informal, humorous
A creature of overwhelming affection; particularly a dog that insists on prolonged licking sessions (often exceeding two minutes per shin), delivering so much love that it borders on assault by enthusiasm.
Adjective: Chudders-like — exhibiting the squat physique, goofy charisma, and unstoppable friendliness associated with Chudders McGee.
• “The dog didn’t just greet me, it Chudders McGee’d me until my jeans were soaked.”
• “That waddling little sausage with teeth sticking out is pure Chudders McGee energy.”
• “She swore she wasn’t into dogs, but Chudders McGee had her laughing and in love within minutes.”
• “It’s less a bulldog, more a slobber-based lifestyle brand. Classic Chudders McGee.”
• “That waddling little sausage with teeth sticking out is pure Chudders McGee energy.”
• “She swore she wasn’t into dogs, but Chudders McGee had her laughing and in love within minutes.”
• “It’s less a bulldog, more a slobber-based lifestyle brand. Classic Chudders McGee.”
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