Matty Lynch

Freshaman basketball team manager

John: Yo what's that freshman basketball team managers name again?
Jack: Ohhh, that's Matty Lynch

by yucabitejakc April 03, 2024

Matty Ashcroft

Matty Ashcroft is a absolute weirdo who nobody really likes and often is associated with pedophiles. One of his main tricks is to take pictures of girls houses and call them gorgeous

Matty Ashcroft is a pedophile

by joel morrison June 26, 2019

Matty Healy

A selfish, racist and sexist person who also has underdeveloped emotional intelligence

“Stop throwing a Matty Healy! You’re better than this. it’s your 45th birthday today for goodness sake, enough with the tantrums please!”

by Bearbelle July 22, 2023

Matty Healy

look at the RAT 💜

Matty Healy is low key kinda fine I get where you were coming from taylor but RAT 💜

by Mamawaffles July 14, 2024

matty healy

the only cool guy left in the world

"you know matty healy?"
"you mean the coolest guy ever?"

by forgotenlikeevermore August 16, 2024