Matty Healy

A selfish, racist and sexist person who also has underdeveloped emotional intelligence

“Stop throwing a Matty Healy! You’re better than this. it’s your 45th birthday today for goodness sake, enough with the tantrums please!”

by Bearbelle July 22, 2023

Matty

Matty is unique and maverick. He's a good friend, too independent at times. Rarely falls for anyone but loves very deeply-:)

elysiv: "seems you're into fit girls"
Matty:"Oh my dog! She's a heartache on the dance floor! maybe even a heart attack! That chick is killing me!"
elysiv: "what's her name?"
Matty:"Jessica! hope she comes back next week!"

by lisalv July 30, 2021

Mattie

A Belgian fucko named Matteo, and honestly the best guy you'll probably ever meet! The sweetest and cutest boy who you'll never regret meeting. He's a big dumbass and can be a bit of a sick fuck at times but that's only a part of what to love about him. Other than that what isn't there to love about his nerdy weeb ass. Take care of him well and dont hurt him!

"did you talk to Mattie?"
"yeah! being adorable as always"

by winkwonkyouknow May 25, 2020

Matty

When a hockey player scores 3 goals in one game. Previously referred to as hat trick.

Wow he just scored his third goal for a Matty.

by Elkys words February 18, 2024

Mattis

Literally the best man I’ve ever meet in my life. Mattis is very sensitive, always loyal to his friends, moreover he prefers to have few but sincere friends. He is very attached to his family, he loves them very much. In love, Mattis is the best lover, he is romantic, cares about you. When he chooses you, he is sure of himself! Meeting a Mattis is a chance and being in a relationship with it is awesome.

- What’s your boyfriend name ?

- Mattis !

- OMG you’re too lucky I’m jealous. I need a amazing boyfriend too 😩

by Heheh.34.hi November 23, 2021

matty a

a bitch

matty a is a bitch

by MrdoIsYe13 December 12, 2021