massage envy

the worst fucking place in the entire world.

i’m going to hell, massage envy.

by twbshdi34 February 24, 2024

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Finger Knuckle Massager

A cover up word for a jerking off machine for the lonely motherfuckers who cannot get bitches

Hey bro you want a finger knuckle massager. It relieves your pain super fucking fast.

by thegchad May 18, 2024

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Mattlee Massage

When two individuals embrace in a hug and then show mutual appreciation by beginning to rub each others back semi erotically.

*after a long day at work* Man, I could really go for a mattlee massage right now!

by Traumallama September 14, 2022

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Asian PP Massage

A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.

Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?

Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.

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Asian PP Massage

A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.

Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?

Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.

by May 15, 2022

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