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make my foot itch

A way to describe something that is not just irritating today, but will continue to annoy long into the future with no signs of relief. Something or, usually, someone who has qualities that would make you so angry and frustrated that you'd consider killing yourself, them or both to escape.
A phrase brilliantly used by Hilary Devey on the BBC show, Dragon's Den: "You would make my foot itch, mate! I'm not amused. I'm angry."
by Vpm2 October 8, 2020
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you make my ass itch

You make my ass itch means that you turned me off or I'm just not feeling you
Some guy: you're type cute
Girl: ugh, you make my ass itch
by Miss light skin December 7, 2016
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make my teeth itch

This is a term that is used to describe when someone or something is so offensive or foul that they make your teeth itch. Would be similar to someone making your skin crawl. Only worse. If you don’t think this is a real saying then you’re making my teeth itch.
Hey Dave, did you see that announcement Boris Johnson made about the party at Downing Street?

“That cunt does nothing but make my teeth itch every time he opens his mouth…”
by LittleBARON February 11, 2022
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A type of meme where it shows videos of kittens with the caption, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance>, search their name on Google to find more cute photos!” It is usually found funny due to the question, “Would someone really fall for this?”
“Hey, Skylar, look at this cat,” Milo told him before he showed Skylar an image of a cute kitten.
“Wow, that is a really cute cat,” Skylar responded.
“Yeah, its name is How to Obtain Plutonium 239, look it up and you’ll find more photos,” replied Milo.

(Milo was saying a specific version of the meme, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!”)
by Freddy Fazchair October 8, 2023
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Italian coffee maker

An act of cumming on a girls face, but before doing so, you slap a Super Mario mustache on her giving her a concussion, then proceeding to dump hot coffee on her, finally, you add your cream the mix
Bro I got with Tiffany the other night. We got back to my place and I threw her around like a muppet, busted her head open on the door, then i gave her the old Italian coffee maker, just to show her my heritage.
by Peeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn February 20, 2021
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