Madi

The action of eating a chromebook while juggling five decapitated infant heads.

Michael: "PLEASE DON'T PUT ME TO DEATH!"
Judge: "But you're charged with third degree Madi..."
Michael: "I APOLOGIZE! PLEASE!"
Judge: "Too late. Death! #slayboss!"

by Abney The Ugly Rat March 31, 2023

Dirty Madie

A girl, or boy I guess but typically girl who grinds on literally every cock she (or he) is near. She also has it in her head that she is one of the boys but nah they all just want to fuck her. Her head is so deep inside her ass that she doesn't know how to get out. She also follows the same principles as "Dirty Courtney" as well as "Dirty Adison" and also a "Dirty Cartier"

"My friend Sinclair is lowkey a Dirty Madie. I didn't, and don't even think hes gay but he been sus lately in the dorm with my boys"
"Watch out he could be a tranny"

by Hollymonkeyyyxx88 June 24, 2024

Madi

Snyder’s girlfriend

“Hey do you know Madi?”
“Ohh yeah. Snyder’s girlfriend right?”

by user012208 May 7, 2024

Madi lambert

A viscous and dangerous siren that guzzles goop for soup because she ain’t got no job just attractive and fake and will take you for whatever you got and leave you shipwrecked.

That new girl is kind of a Madi lambert, if you know what I mean.

by It’s your favorite March 5, 2024

madi mansion

the house on campus that has the hottest boys in the world

You're going to the madi mansion tonight? You don't stand a chance! Every other girl from DG is trying to get with them!

by MyPenJustBroke March 14, 2024

Madi

Madi is secretly amber heard

Omg is that madi

No that amber heard

by LittleRussian June 25, 2022

Madi

A cute and fun person to be around, who will be loyal to you forever. She loves to share and make jokes, on the saddest of days. She is very talented with any art tool you give her, and loves Giuli’s.

Friend 1: who made this Amazing masterpiece?!
Friend 2: the beautiful and talented artist “Madi”.

by ByJillie June 29, 2022