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Logging

When you at a party but not at the party. You off to the side, posted up alone like a log, on your phone or fake busy so nobody talks to you. Zero motion. Just planted. Usually happens when you not feeling the vibe, don’t know nobody, or your social battery dead
Example 1:
“Why you over there by yourself?”
“I’m logging, bro. I ain’t in the mood.”

Example 2:
“Man stop logging like a loser and come talk to people”
by Thebigyahu February 17, 2026
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Leggings Day

Leggings Day (February 21st): A sacred holiday dedicated to the universal truth that real pants are overrated. On this day, people of all ages and backgrounds unite by wearing their stretchiest, comfiest leggings—whether for working out, lounging, or pretending they’ll go to the gym. Traditions include aggressively defending the “leggings are pants” argument, performing the ceremonial waistband stretch test after eating too much, and silently judging those who still wear jeans. Some observe this holiday most Friday’s for, white girl friday!
It’s leggings day!

Owen is wearing his leggings!
by L3gMan February 21, 2025
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Logging

The act in which your partner squats onto a tree holding themselves up. Once this is completed, the second partner will adjust themselves onto the lap of the other partner and preform a bowl movement through their legs.
I’ll be back in a second, Madelyn and I are going logging
by Professerdump March 22, 2025
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Logging

The act of adjusting the genitalia to comfort oneself, usually discretely, yet not always
I saw sam logging early, he was so obvious
by Nicozia April 10, 2025
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Logging

When you take a shit, stand up, and cut the turd in half with your piss.
“My pappy taught me logging, and his pappy before him!”
by Wendle Bascom May 31, 2025
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Luggendrew Bed

A luggage bed made for the third wheel in a relationship.
Andrew is assigned the luggendrew bed.
by Neuralg June 9, 2025
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Swamp Logging

the act of defecating on someone's anus and then having anal sex with them.
After a long night of drinking Hamm's, Gregor needed to defecate, but he was horny. He was destined to go swamp logging.
by ross_perot September 14, 2010
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