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Windows has a few good qualities and characteristics: it's good for web surfing, listening to mp3's, watching porn movies, opening .vbs email attachments, defining the acronym B.S.O.D., setting records for security vulnerabilites and patches, data loss and corruption, helping M$ in monopolizing the market, etc...

Conversely, Linux has a few good qualities and characteristics as well: stable, robust, and free...
1. rm -rf /mnt/half-ass-os/WINNTWindows
2. for corrupt_files in /windows/*; do
cat /dev/null > $corrupt_files;
done;
3. find / -name Linux -type OS -exec mv {} windows \;
by Z'Penguin May 7, 2003
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Linus

Genius, Billionaire, Playboy and Philanthropist. In 2nd Grade entered a robotics competition, won because of his creation named Optimus Prime. Obeying isn't his style. A really rich bitch. There's no one like him. Basically two words: The Best.
God told Linus to love the people he envy most in his life. Linus went on to love himself.
by RichestBitch June 3, 2017
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linux

n. An example of a freeware operating system. Idealogically beautiful, but practically a bit of a hassle, this fast-growing operating system is often used by computer programmers. In fact, almost all programmers that work for Microsoft do all their work on Linux boxes...hmm...

My impression of Linux is that it's vastly improved but still not as user-friendly as Windows. I continue to hope that it completely overthrows the "evil Microsoft empire" as a large triumph for the free software movement, but it's not going to do that anytime soon unless it cleans up (from a non-programmer standpoint) some of the difficulties of installing programs.

Keep on, brave penguin!
I know Linux has something to do with GNU, but I can't remember the exact relationship...
by Bad Grammar Must Die April 16, 2003
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lincoln heights

aite so lincoln heights is a neighborhood in sesd or southeast san diego...near paradise hills. it is not a place you wana be at night. poor neighborhood, with a big gang problem. primarily hispanic black and asian, nearly even. The school, lincoln High, was closed because kids kept getting blasted or 'klacked'. It's reopened though. A lot of the kids when Lincoln closed went to nearby SCPA or the performing arts school in paradise hills. A lot of them are still really defensive about lincoln and don't wear green unless you go there or u gona get shot, you don't see a kid in Lincoln Heights wearing green if they don't go to Lincoln Heigh or they kmow they gonna get shot.
Lincoln heights is a ghetto neighborhood in san diego.
by sweetness-and-light May 13, 2007
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lincolnshire

Lincolnshire is possibly the best county in England. It has loads and loads of history, a real good dialect and good scenery. The food here is top notch, too! Unfortunatley, the youth are more interested in drugs and vandalism than our heritage, so it shall probably one day fade away.
Typical dialect from a Lincolnshire shepherd could include things like "Yon owd yowe's far welted"
by Mr Collingham January 11, 2008
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Lincoln

A generous, amazing, hot guy who will do anything for you. He is a romantic sweetheart and would take a bullet for you. Lincoln loves sports and acting.
Girl: Omg! Look, it's Lincoln!
Girl 2: He's so awesome!
by bobby_thete November 12, 2016
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Lincoln

Lincoln is the best person to exist!
by godzilla's carboner March 6, 2019
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