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Ling the Long

A colloquial, humorous term referring to a penis, derived from the Hindi word "ling" (लिंग), which traditionally means "phallus" or "genital organ." The term is often used in an exaggerated manner to describe someone with a notably large penis.

Not to be confused with the religious symbol Shiva linga (or lingum)
Dude: Ravi thinks his Ling the Long can make women beg for more. My Slick the Thick-Dick disagrees.
Girl: Did you see Raj's bulge after pool?
Girl 2: Oh ma gawd gurl! Ling the Long is gonna be mine after graduation.
by Sibah Hameed January 12, 2025
mugGet the Ling the Longmug.

ting-a-ling

Aww man! I dropped the ting-a-ling!
by Isaiah? November 3, 2021
mugGet the ting-a-lingmug.

Dream-a-linging

To hope with for innocent fairytale ending in a bloody gore invested situation.
Why am I dream-a-linging about a cure for the Walkers?
by AminRa May 8, 2019
mugGet the Dream-a-lingingmug.

yo phone linging

An Asian/Chinese guy wants you to pick up your phone. He gets angry when you ignore him.
*music* yo phone linging! yo phone linging! Big boy come pick up your phone!
by Toaster1204 January 21, 2025
mugGet the yo phone lingingmug.

Ling-Ling

A word used to convey thorough and deep hatred for an individual.
"SIyana's talking to Tarkan again"
"Why bro, Tarkan is a Bitchass Ling-Ling"
by itz.rum!! May 30, 2025
mugGet the Ling-Lingmug.

ling xi

by woshidsb November 23, 2021
mugGet the ling ximug.

ding-a-ling

Another word for penis, dick or balls.
by Madi06 May 20, 2018
mugGet the ding-a-lingmug.

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