Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp

it is another word for a wang, dong, etc. . .

Timmy looked at Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp for hours last night.

by Kevin November 5, 2003

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!

You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! — a taunt used in pugilistic or sexual situations daring an opponent to engage with you because your skill level is so superior that they may be potentially injurious for the unprepared. A variation of this dare is: You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back.

Either way and in either situation, you had better be able to deliver if you talk shit like that!!!!! Otherwise you will be accused of “selling woof tickets.”

Overheard; An old man with a cane to a young man giving him some lip:

“Come in over here you young jitterbug; I ain’t sellin’ no woof tickets — You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back!“

by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 24, 2023

limp bizkit loves your mom

i dunno something wookie says it is pretty funny thought

hey wookie limp bizkit loves your mom!

by kirstin August 28, 2004

limp noodle

lacking in both physical and mental toughness. a pussy.

me: look at our president! what a limp noodle!
president brandon: LFGB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by spotlight ah moonlight ah November 27, 2022

Briers' Limp

Feigning an injury whilst losing at a sports game, as popularized by the pre-Tony Smith era Warrington Rugby League half-back Lee Briers.

Wire were losing away at Wakefield, so Lee reverted to the Briers' limp.

by asdasdasdasdbadbad July 2, 2011

limp bitchboi

a bitch boy who stays tiny and limp and wants to simp for and be humiliated by one women only forever. He is so in love with this girl. He is now limp unless she allows him to be hard. She basically owns him, turned him into a lil bitch boy who begs to have his tiny balls, and limp dicklett smacked. She has turned him into such a bitch boy that he will leak and moan like a girl and now he is owned forever by her and can never get hard for another woman again.

“Bro, I’m so in love with this girl I can’t get hard to anything except her I can’t wait to be her limp bitchboi for the rest of my life.”

(Girl) “I love that my limp bitchboi he is mine and only mine he can never cheat he can’t even grow past 1 inch with out me, haha, and he is so sensitive when it comes to me he literally begs for me slap his little balls and clitty and he moans like a bitch and he can’t help it.”

by Lovemygfithurt July 31, 2024

Limp

Word to describe someone who isn’t a simp but is close to being one

(Made by niyyyyah___ on insta)

Louise: you’re a simp for that

Kevin: I’m not even a simp, I’m a limp

by Niyyyyyah___ February 27, 2021