Left Right Goodnight, Nut

To go up to your enemy in a club and bang their left cheek, right cheek. Then as they are collapsing you give them a big old headbut (nut). DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EJACULATE (nut) ON THEM (whilst conscious).

Sam : Hey Franklin!

Franklin : Oh hey Sam!

Sam : Where's that money you owe me?

Franklin : Fuck your money.

Sam : *Performs Left Right Goodnight, Nut whilst shouting* Left Right Goodnight, Nut.

by samandizzy'ssweetanalysis December 9, 2019

Left Titty

In bowling, five strikes in a row

Mike: "Hey, I got just got three strikes in a row! That means I got a turkey!"

Eric: "Well I just got five strikes in a row, so I just got a left titty!"

by GotzGame October 11, 2010

left nut

part of your ball sack. not the good right one, the left one

"ligma left nut"

by mjh657 May 10, 2019

better left blank

To intentionally omit information, so as to avoid both lying an giving too much information. Sometimes inferring that the person does not feel strongly, or that they wish to keep their views secret.

When Thomas got to the part of his online profile that asked religious preference, he thought that field was better left blank.

by yet another anonymous January 11, 2008

turning left

Used to describe those people who only get to experience the lifestyles of the rich and famous. pop stars, heiresses and the like. Comes from the habit of turning left into the 1st Class cabin of a aircraft on boarding.

Man, he wouldnt go to Macca's for a meal hes been turning left his whole life

by Ken the Pom February 26, 2008

The Left Can't Meme

"The Left Can't Meme" is a statement mocking how those who lean to the left on the political spectrum have biased and unfunny humor. Although mostly used by those who lean to the right on the political spectrum, it is increasing in use, even to those who are uninterested in politics.

The reasons for why people believe 'the left can't meme' vary. Most leftist memes are characterized by lack of a punchline (if there even tends to be one), mocking any opposing political party without reason (shown by their crude drawings of those who are on the right, as obese, gun-loving, and Trump-supporting), and lengthy reading time (with some even putting paragraphs into their memes).

Right-leaning Person: "The Left Can't Meme.. I see this becoming true as the days go by."

by boringpianos April 22, 2023

Left in the Attic

A badass three piece all girl bluesy punk rock garage band originating in The Bronx, New York. They formed on October 24, 2008 and have been rocking ever since! All their music is original and is based on real life events. These tunes were produced by Metal Rob Kissner of SoundSideSound Studios. These talented ladies draw a wild crowd weekly at a bar in Greenwich Conn. and they have been described as "One of the only all girl bands that does not suck!" and "HOLY FUCK, THAT IS SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!" It is not uncommon for girl's panties to be tossed on stage during performance. Followers of the band are known as "The Attic Kids," and the phrase "Getting Left in the Attic" was coined to describe a variety of situations. THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST BANDS TO COME OUT OF THE BRONX! It is highly recommended that you visit their website (WWW.LEFTINTHEATTIC.COM), listen to their music and hear what truly amazing music sounds like!

Line up: Jacks: Guitar/Vocals

Murphy: Drums

Crissy: Bass

VISIT THE SITE: www.leftintheattic.com
BOOK THEM A SHOW: [e-mail]

OMG Natasha, I just got back from the Left in the Attic show, and I had seven eargasms!

Oh man Billy, what happened last night? All I remember is getting Left in the Attic!

LEFT IN THE ATTIC IS THE BEST BAND OF RECENT TIMES!

by Papa Danger June 19, 2010