loose floppy dick

When a guy with a small dick uses a method to increase the size of his dick, but it gets less and less hard as it increases in size - mostly because it's unnatural.

Bill: that black dude's dick is so huge!

Tom: yeah but that girl sucked his dick for 15 minutes and he still had to squeeze the base to get it in her... it's a flat out loose floppy dick.

Bill: rofl how embarrassing.

by Akjohnny February 19, 2009

Loose

when a girls pussy is loose, like she's had too many man inside her so it feels loose when the man enters.

fam, her pussy so loose feels like a bucket.

by rhianna bananaaa April 3, 2010

Loomser

A person who likes to sleep around.

She is such a loomser!
Damn dat bitch is loomy

by I am Freakin Buddah April 19, 2004

Loose Nukes

1. A category for the uncategorizable
2. An explanation for the unexplainable
3. An excuse for the unexcusable

Thug #1: Yo homes, is Enya considered New Age or Soft Pop?
Thug #2: Who knows g, loose nukes!

Sorority Girl: Katie was totes loose nukes last night at the bar. I'm pretty sure she hooked up with the bouncer...
BFF: OMFG again?... loose nukes, yo!!!

by Swisscutie April 5, 2009

loose eggs

when something's out of its container

wow that sugar sitting there on the ground sure is loose eggs

by trotro's dad September 19, 2013

loose back

Chill, relaxed, calm cool and collected.

Yeah, he's loose back, he's a cool dude.

by Jostiahls December 16, 2013

loose leaf

Do you have any rolling papers, papers, cigarette papers, or just regular school loose leaf.

Yo, Omar do you have any "loose leaf" for a joint?

by Meesh_onmars September 21, 2016