Bump on a log

Someone who is lazy, or lazier than hell. They just sit around, not doing anything important...

Examples of these lazy old assholes:

Most Politicians (Of fucking course)
B-movie writers (BET ON IT)
B-movie animators (*Stiffly turns around*)
The creators of little cars (The ripoff of Pixar's movie Cars)
The KKK (Too lazy to find the actual problems and blame it on diversity)
Fundamentalists (Find "answers" in a book rather than actually trying to find it, which is actually more trouble than it's worth)
Nazis (See KKK, except with a different kind of diversity)
Westboro Baptist Church (These guys blame everything on God's wrath at homosexuals...even the KKK thinks they're nutjobs)
And of course, the Average Man (Don't deny it, we're all fucking lazy)

And he just sat there...what a bump on a log.

by A Terrible Driver August 15, 2009

dead log

Sexual intercourse with a person who is unconscious or otherwise incapacitated. Dead logging is often accomplished after a long night of drinking by the dead loggee.

Legal experts sometimes refer to this activity as "rape".

#1: "Dude, I spent all this money buying Emily drinks all night and then she just passed out before I could even kiss her. I should've just dead logged the bitch!"

#2: "You should've WHAT????"

#1: "You know... in other words... RAAAAPE!"

#2: "JESUS CHRIST, JOSH!"

by C 2 Shine N C January 4, 2007

lincoln logs

A fantastic toy. Has been in existance for at least 50 years. Vaguely reminiscent of Legos, but made of wood instead of the cheap, brightly-colored plastic that so dominates the toy market today. These pieces of wood were round, and maybe a foot long, and were notched, such that you could build a real log cabin, but one that would fit in a corner of your room. All you had to do was make a square with 4 logs and line up the little notches, with the left and right sides under the top and bottom sides (or the other way around). Then add two more logs. And two more. Repeat until your cabin was as tall as you wanted it to be. A very simple process, but it was really cool. It also had some sort of a roof, though I don't remember exactly how that worked; I just remember the roof was green.

Lincoln Logs were classic.

by bandcampgirl183 September 26, 2005

Log Splitter

An extremely petite woman who any man with a remotely respectably-sized cock would send to the emergency room. Now, add a healthy hog to the equation and visualize the wedge splitting that log right in two!

Guy 1: Hey dude, were you with Jen last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, why do you ask?

Guy 1: Well, she's walking with a huge limp, and looks kinda bow-legged all of the sudden... Dude, I've seen your junk in the shower, and she's probably 90 pounds soaking wet...

Guy 2: I know... The way she was screaming, I almost thought I had it in the wrong hole. Man, Jen sure is a log splitter.

Guy 2 after a brief pause: What the hell are you doing sizing up my wang?

by Plank "Vic Vapors" Hungwell November 10, 2008

Log-off

Another way to tell someone get out of your face or to stop harassing you.

Chick 1: Was that you making time with my boyfriend last night at the club?
Chick 2: You better log-off sister, he's my boyfriend now.

by Bifloman August 13, 2008

dropping a log

Shitting out of your asshole until your lungs detonate in a fiery explosion of dick

Tom went dropping a log into a female holio

by Superscott555 April 28, 2016

Log Splitter

Fecal incontinence while wearing thong underwear, most commonly performed by extremely drunk females.

Sally pulled a log splitter last night after she passed out.

by Onigato December 23, 2014