When a middle aged man gets invited to a football party with a PBR keg and he shows up wearing his old 80's crop top jersey that shows off his "Keg Pack".
The middle aged man turns to Knudson and says, "Does this highschool crop-top jersey make me look like I have a loaf top?"
by Galetrail_matt September 19, 2020
Get the loaf top mug.When two people actively rub their love handles together (it is only sugar loafing if it is over 5 minutes)
by Richiesugarpapa February 10, 2017
Get the Sugar Loafing mug.when you super glue golf tees to your ball sack to simulate a sea urchin and then make your sexual partner swallow it
Yo, I just made Gabby swallow my urchin loaf, she gagged so hard and coughed up blood, it was awesome.
by haquefer February 10, 2017
Get the Urchin Loaf mug.when you super glue golf tees to your ball sack and then make your sexual partner gag on its entirety
Just gave Steph the sickest urchin loaf. You should have seen her after, she coughed up blood, it was awesome
by haquefer February 10, 2017
Get the urchin loaf mug.
Sneaking into the opposite sexes restroom, droppin a fat deuce without flushing, and sneaking out without being caught.
by Chip-Douglas213 December 4, 2020
Get the Trojan Loaf mug.by rancid ass foam September 26, 2021
Get the goat loaf mug.