Life

A Cereal

John: Hey! What Are You Eating?
Alex: Oh, A Box Of Life Cereal
John: Ok

by Random Person On UD November 27, 2021

Life

What I’m tired of

Me : man im tired of life

by Xx_Vista08_why August 1, 2022

life

its really something else

life. wow.

by bringbackthestrawssupporter October 26, 2018

Life

(1) A stupid thing that's right in the centre of birth and death. You eat, sleep, pee, poop, love, that's about it.

(2) Something that needs to be discontinued ASAP to avoid causing more harm towards Earth.

Person 1: I hate life

Person 2: Me too. Don't really know why it's still a thing.

Person 3: Agreed.

by Enesbelongstograce26 July 9, 2021

life

something i hate

ME : i am doing this life only because the 13th floor is not high enough

YOU: nobody cares

ME: thanks, i'll go look for the person named Nobody. Maybe Nobody will save me

YOU: insert something that you would respond to this

by birdgirl hates life May 15, 2021

Life

Just a thing that makes you feel bad but at the end it’s actually not ok, people say LIFE is ok but really it’s not, I’m fine—— is a saying that means your not fine but nobody understands that do they?? They think your LIFE is fine but really it’s not. You ever get that feeling when you don’t know what do do and your so bored it means your missing someone in LIFE but you can’t hug them or hear there voice because they don’t want you in there LIFE but you want them in your LIFE therefore LIFE sucks and makes you feel like nothing and deep down inside it’s a waste of your time but you feel like it’s not because you think you can get somewhere in LIFE but really all you get in the end is a harmful or peacefully DEATH Hang in there buddy I know it’s hard

Boy 1:Hey man you fine? Your looking sad
Boy 2: yeah I’m fine *crys*
Boy 1: OH nice you look happy! Looks like your life is going better than mine

Boy 2: yeah definitely:(
Girl 1; you ok?
Boy 2: yeah I’m fine

Girl 1: fine doesn’t mean fine it means everything apart from fine

Girl 2: Yup it means LIFE

by It’s ok dude November 7, 2019

Life

A diesease with 100 percent chance of death. Some of us go out quicker than others, but everyone dies at one point or another.

I am diagnosed with life I have another 70ish years to live

by Some random guy on the net October 10, 2017