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coffee-lag

Caffeine withdrawal as a consequence of alterations to circadian rhythms leading one's body to believe, at random periods during the day or night, that it is time for one's next cup of coffee.
HUSBAND & WIFE RETURN FROM TRIP TO PARIS.
Wife: Why are you getting up in the middle of the night to make coffee?
Husband: It's so strange; I feel I need a café au lait.
Wife: Oh no, you must have coffee-lag!
by DanielMK June 19, 2008
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lag swag

When there is too much going on in one game that your console can't keep up with it and freezes. Particularly in the Facility of Goldeneye for N64.

If you have all 4 players in the room with the colored pillars shooting automatics and running around the pillars you will experience lag swag.
"Hey guys, meet me in the pillared room, I want to lag swag it out."
by deathlytriforce October 18, 2013
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shag-lag

Fatigue following a rollicking sexual encounter.
Woman: Ready for another turn in the sack, honey?
Man: Would ya bleedin' leave me alone, I've terrible shag-lag after that!
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Lag Fag

The name for a Gamer who uses the excuse of internet lag to hide the fact that he/she is actually terrible at the game in question.
Jo - Fuck that shit, that bitch shot me and i didn't even see him. Fuck this Lag.
Tongano - Your a Lag Fag
by Chichichubachua June 11, 2009
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lag boosting

When your playing a mmo or a video game and you experience lag and you get killed by another player and it was bs and you know it.

Mainly referred to induring halo or warcraft.
Phillip: Man that guy was lag boosting that was some shit.

Jordan: I know that guy was totaly lag boosting.
by phillis cheese steak September 19, 2007
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Nap lag

A temporary disruption of bodily rhythms caused by a not so refreshing nap. You'll find yourself in a state that holds the middle between sleeping and being awake.

Effects such as drowsiness, disorientation, confusion, nausea, feeling crappy and looking particularly cute are not unheard of. To date there is no known cure for nap lag.
Melissa: "hi"
Mark: "hi! how was your power nap?"
Melissa: "not too great, i'm suffering from nap lag.. :("
Mark: "oh noes!1 :O!"
by Just a tad anonymous March 10, 2008
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Sports Lag

Similar to Jet Lag, Sports Lag is that fatigue you feel after staying up late to watch the game on tv.
Joe: Dude,why are you so sleepy, it's 10am and you have a meeting.

Dude: Ah man, I got Sports Lag from watching Monday Night Football.
by PeterPo October 22, 2009
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