hurt like giving a knife a hand job

Self-explanatory idiom.

When I got spurned by Cheryl, it hurt like giving a knife a hand job.

by LeanBeefPasta November 30, 2010

Jewish jack-knife

1. In a highway with three or more lanes, driving from the left-most lane to the right-most lane and back again (or vice versa); more impressive with one or more cars in the middle; no turn signal should be used.

2. The act of performing a back-to-back Puerto Rican sweep.

1. "Man, I'm going to need to Jewish jack-knife around these bitches."

2. "Dude, watch this."

by Stinky Finger McGee November 5, 2004

kiffed

exhausted, knackered, tired out

im absoloutley kiffed!

by 106_joN March 25, 2005

prison knife

a knife made of medal, glass, rock, ect. normaly by prisoners in prison.

prisoner1: yo did you hear about bill.

prisoner2: ya bob killed him with a prison knife.

prisoner1: sad.

prisoner2: ya.

prisoner1: he had kids.

prisoner2: didn't you know that's how he got here he killed them.

prisoner1: oh no I droped my soap.

by josh 1 February 4, 2012

hobo knife

a special knife used by hoboes to shank innocent victims......

nothing beats
the hobo life
stabbin' people
with my hobo knife

by The one and only DICKMAN October 6, 2004

Kniferape

Noun- The act of kniferape
Verb- To forcefully rape a person with a knife or other sharp object.

I will so kniferape you............

by Satan's Mistress January 14, 2007

knife

A tool for cutting with a handle at one end, and a flat blade of roughly equal length.

To knife is to use the knife to attack a person or object.

"I'm going to knife him"


"Call that a knife?" *pulls out long machete* "This is a knife!"

by Gumba Gumba March 23, 2007