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Kevin

Kevin is the person you can run to and his big shlong will you push you out of the way. Its basically third leg and he uses it as a tail.
Bro you see that?!
Kevin got a tail!
NAH THATS A THIRD LEG
by anonymous April 15, 2021
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Kevin

Kevin is that guy who you think is happy but is hiding it. He is in a lot of pain and has a lot of issues. He has much doubt in himself. When he makes friends, he takes times too trust them, but when you connect with him, it's a bond that you can't really break. He becomes your best friend. He does his best too make sure those he cares for are okay, ignoring the problems he himself is facing. He's handsome, but he disagrees.
"You know Kevin? Well he's my best friend! He even saved my life one time."
by xxGayToby101xx February 6, 2021
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Kevin

The irish godess of getting woman with a bigger penis then the second best god jehu
That guy is sexy as heck he must be Kevin the most handsome god of all.
by National_facts.gov November 6, 2020
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kevin

SO FUCKING FINE BRO...SO TALL AND HOT WITH THE DEEPEST VOICE EVER
"who's kevin?"
"the finest man on earth"
by chanelluv November 11, 2022
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Kevin

Kevin is the slowest. He is the type of guy that would lose a race to a snail because he is so slow. He also sucks at pretty much every drinking game because he is the slowest, especially at snappa. The only thing a kebin is fast at is cumming
Nobody wants to have Kevin on their team, he is the slowest and always sinks his own cup
by Fastest September 25, 2019
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Kevin

Most handsome man in the world. May not have the perfect body but perfect d... nvm . He has beautiful hair and a face as well. Gets all the ladies too
Kris: ay what’s your name ?
Person: my name is Kevin
Kris: damn so you must get all the ladies
by Foochmaster October 2, 2019
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Kevin

talks with someone for a few weeks and then leaves them hanging, dont gives a fuck about what his gf does and sounds like the type of nigga who would cheat ngl tbh
he left her hangin sounds like a kevin
by the cool kid82837 September 24, 2020
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