kentucky taco

Eating your cousin out after eating a ton of mexican food.

We thought Matthew was cool until we caught him eating a Kentucky Taco

by plasmaraider June 1, 2017

Kentucky Scissor

when two girls (most likely related) scissor each other in the family dining room before the kids walk in for dinner.

That Kentucky Scissor last night was wild, i wonder if they remember !

by weirdapple May 12, 2018

Kentucky Slurpee

When a guy gets a blow job from a person, while that person is getting rammed by a horse.

Tom: What did you go to Panama for?
Alex: it's was my buddy's bachelor party and he wanted a Kentucky Slurpee before he tied the knot.
Tom: Niiice! You could cross that off the bucket list.

by RealArif July 13, 2013

Kentucky Chutney

The substance that can be found on a drumstick after you pull it out of your sibling’s asshole once you have coomed in it.

After a night of drinking and impregnating their sister, Squirrel spilled the gravy while his brother Braxton gave him the Kentucky Chutney in their single-wide.

by Herpderpity March 17, 2023

Kentucky Casserole

A Thanksgiving dish prepared by inserting and pouring typical Stuffing ingredients into the cook's own anus. The cook then sits in a sauna for approximately 3 hours before evacuating their bowels into a large casserole dish and serving.

Donald: Wow Eric, you've outdone yourself this Thanksgiving - the Kentucky Casserole is phenomenal! I don't think I've any room for puddy-puds!
Eric: ;)

by GlenjaminBibbith December 4, 2020

Kentucky Forklift

This is a variation of the “shocker” which includes standing and lifting the receiving participant off of the ground.

She only weighed a 100lbs so I gave the hoe a Kentucky forklift she’ll never forget

by Get-tha-nickel November 8, 2022

Kentucky Squeeze

The act of grabbing a male's genitals and squeezing as hard as physically possible.

Skylar punched me in the balls, so I gave him the good ol' Kentucky Squeeze!

by westtd October 3, 2022