Alternative Kale

Bacon

‘Yo try this broccoli salad. It’s vegetarian.’
‘It’s got bacon.’
‘Nah bro, that’s alternative kale.’

by Les1077 June 20, 2018

Oh kale no

A phrase coined by the notes Jillian Owens. One will use this phrase in situations of flabbergastment.

Jenny took my seat on the bus, “Oh kale no!”

by The Jill November 20, 2018

spinning kaleidoscope

The act of mesmerizing yourself with spinning (likely colorful) tops.

Person A: Have you seen my tops?
Person B: Just doing a spinning kaleidoscope.

by ChameleonDragon May 16, 2019

Dirty Kalea

A dirty kalea is when she sucks the soul out of you until you cum multiple times and then you procede to fuck her in the mouth

Me and my gf did a dirty kalea

by rawr2355324543 January 14, 2022

Busty-_-Kale

A true hero, the leader of the friend group. he is the griddy master, the chosen one

I like People that are named Busty-_-Kale

by Donkn8r October 24, 2022

Kalculator (Kaleidoscope, Kalcifer)

These are names given to a special person. To someone who really deserves it. A kalcifer is kind, giving, caring and absolutely adorable. In fact, I'm in love with one and will marry one someday.

Kaleidoscope. You make me the happiest chiggen nugget I could ever EVER be. I can't believe that I may have never met you, it scares me to think in another universe you're not by my side. But you are in this one and I'll forever be grateful. Silly wh*re. Heh. As I've said you are my comfort person and I wouldn't have it any other way.

One day we'll go to Paris and have our honeymoon in Greece. But right now we'll indulge in the delicacies of our youth and have lots of fun!

Love Emo

Kalculator (Kaleidoscope, Kalcifer) being defined with dialogue:

Emo- Do you want to know how much I love Kalificent?

Person 2- How much?

Emo- I love her more than the simple words accredited in the dictionary. My love for them is not easily explained by essay writing and speeches that would run on for days, no. It is measured in the feeling, the emotions ze creates within me. That of which are nearly indescribable. It is not easily defined. They are raw, rich and flavourful feelings. Kalculator is so much more than a person. Because they just don't make people as perfect anymore- ever even. I love them. How much is almost impossible to speak. But trust that I feel it. Because I do.

by evalynn austin January 10, 2023

The Kaleb Effect

When some clown/bozo makes a giant copper rabbit at spawn.

"Did you hear of the Kaleb Effect at spawn?"

"Yeah bro, now there's a giant fucking bunny at spawn.

by PizzaPVP April 4, 2023