William Shawn Kirk

A male lover. Good with the females, but prefers to eat out a dude. Professional rawdogger, he’s all about the hustle. Related to Shawn Kirk I, the first king of Chile. Tries to shape his head like a rectangle, an interesting beauty tactic.

Hum diddly dee, that William Shawn Kirk is an ugly ass motherfucker. How does he pull so many dudes? I wish I could be a William Shawn Kirk.

by ButtMuncher456 January 19, 2022

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Kirked

To be publicly executed or assassinated

While walking home the CEO was kirked.

by RedKGB September 10, 2025

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Kirk Franklin

Kirk Franklining youmeans you will get cussed out if you disrespect me and my family

We were having a reasonable conversation when someone said something out of pocket and I issued a warning telling them “don’t make me Kirk Franklin” you

by The original Queen Bee March 16, 2021

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Kirking

slang for dying
Also used to describe explicit action including the genitalia area

“omg this is so funny im literally kirking”

by SOStipdi October 22, 2025

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Kirked

To get shot in the neck

Charlie just got kirked

by Nachoszs September 11, 2025

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Pulling a Kirk

When a Joke has Become slaughtered To where it is no longer funny after You have pulled a kirk a person must either say one of the following.
A. "My Truck is better"
B. "Tires make the world go round and girls are obstacles and tires help you avoid those obstacles"

Knock Knock whos there
Me
Me who
Let me in its cold'
hahahahaaha
(random person) Yea Its like negative 40 out here <- Killed it
Dude your pulling a kirk

by mjkoolj1828 March 22, 2011

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