jumpin jack flash

This move requires the active participation of you, a camera, one unconscious individual, and a damned good friend. Pull your pants down to your ankles and position your ass hole about 6 inches away from the unconscious person’s face. Then give them a sharp smack in the face (they have to be sleeping on their back for this to work). When he wakes and raises his head in disorientation, your friend snaps a quick Polaroid of him tossing your salad. Definitely recommended when the victim has already spent time in prison as a prom queen

by wanksta July 31, 2003

jumping the fence

while having intercourse, "doggy style", with a female the male suddenly jumps to anal

Sally got mad that Jack was jumping the fence.

by Full Nelson December 31, 2007

mexican jumping beans

illeagle steroids

I used mexican jumping beans to win the olympics

by coolmaster4321 March 21, 2004

Jumping in Shooter Games

Fuck everyone who spams the jump button to avoid getting shot I hope you die

Jumping in Shooter Games

by BaconInspect May 2, 2022

DOES YOUR CAT DO FUDGEING JUMPING JACKS

DOES YOUR CAT DO FUDGEING JUMPING JACKS

DOES YOUR CAT DO FUDGEING JUMPING JACKS

by DOES YOUR CAT DO FUDGEING JUMP March 1, 2023

jumping the log

1. Jumping over a log.
2. Slang for doing something that resembles something sexual or otherwise malicious.
3. Training a dog.

Wow man, I heard you were jumping the log last night.

by Gunit March 7, 2005

jumping the mile

To be going ahead of a trend in a doubtful manner

He be jumping the mile with those shoes.

by Misha "The Pimp" December 29, 2006