Cock Junky

An individual whose obsession with cock is a mania and/or uses cock as a recreational tool. Cock junkies usually are female, bulemic and have daddy issues. Therefore the cock is used as a way to get male attention. However instead of loving and care, the cock junky is getting attention via cock. Cock Junkies sometimes travel in small packs consisting of a lead girl who is of great wealth and expresses it through her exterior dress and foul/transparent attitude, a less attractive female who either has acne, braces or has mysterious lumps in her pants, and an unattractive and brainless blonde. Cock junkies can usually be found roaming the halls of large malls and flirting with men that are twice their age.

Detective 1 "Gina is a cock junky, she slept with old man Wilson and Joey McKay in the same night."

Detective 2 "Hot damn"

by Cocksandwichez August 28, 2010

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Cereal junkie

A cereal junkie is someone who eats cereal at any time of day. Sometimes numerous of bowls in one sitting. And it's not just for breakfast. Cereal is available all day long

I don't really like lunch, I'm more of a cereal junkie.

by Nai :) August 19, 2017

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ripped junkie

Adjective. Person with extremely well defined muscles using considerable amount of drugs to reach this condition.

“Have you seen this new superhero movie?” “Oh yes, this main character has such well defined muscles, he must be quite a ripped junkie! “

by Julien_P June 5, 2021

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Data Junkie

In a test lab environment, the Slave Master to the Data Monkeys. The Data Junkie will typically assign to his Data Monkeys, the chore of running endless tests that could take days or weeks that will produce a plethora of data that is used to overwhelm upper management, co-workers, techology partners, and customers.

Data Junkies also tend to spend long periods of time composing large emails that contain a lot of Copy and Pasting from various email threads. Because the Copy and Pasted emails are actually attachments {that also contain embedded attachments}, there is no logical organization of the data, which causes the email recipients to either not read the email or to spend days attempting to digest and get the information mentally organized. Typical email sizes from Data Junkies tend to run in the megabytes and clog Inboxes.

This tactic can achieve two purposes:
1. In a company where there is a hostile inter-departmental political war between departments and the Data Junkie is in the hot seat, this tactic can be used to stun the aggressor to back off because the aggressor has to sift through the pile of data, and the aggressor doesn't have the time.

This diffuses the situation and buys the Data Junkie Time.

2. The endless amount of overwhelming data can also be used to dazzle upper management and to dazzle clueless hostile customers. In a customer service environment, this technique moves the focus from the customer problem to talking about the overwhelming data, which will calm the customer down.

by scseh October 26, 2008

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