jonesing

the act of needing something badly. Usually related to chemical dependency.

I've been jonesing for a joint all day.

by Grant November 8, 2002

Phomboneus Jones

Random nickname to call anyone whether you happen to know their name or not.

used similarly to

woah "buddy"
Hey "man"
Back off "ace"

Listen up Phomboneus Jones, you need to calm the frick down!

by Phomboneus Jones March 1, 2009

Jones Road

a fake road that does not really exist, used to give someone directions when you just want them off your back or want to confuse them.

The Cooker: "Dude, Uncle Freddie wants to come jacking for beats"
Pete Dick: "Does he know we are going to the Kirk Hotel?"
The Cooker: "No."
Pete Dick: "Good, just tell him we are going to the Beats Street Tavern and that it is on Jones Road and to meet us there."
The Cooker: "Wouldn't it be on Beats Street though?"
Pete Dick: "Don't worry about it, he is too stupid to figure it out."

by Pete Dick March 18, 2008

Joness

Female Name; The messenger of God, Dove.

Joness totally brings down some holy inspiration from the divine realm.

by CJStreet July 16, 2011

char jones

Charlene Munoz and Star Jones combined

Damn Char Jones is havin a CHAR-b-que

by James Bautista August 3, 2006

Jester Jones

a thicc gigachad, that's all really

man did you see jester jones? I just can't stop cooming

by Chillinte August 10, 2020

stucker jones

The most stuck one could possibly be, could be a very versatile word could mean an object, human, even a place. Stucker jones is the pinnacle of stuckness.

Hey I’m really stuck here help me

Sorry buddy you’re stucker jones you’re done for

No please help

by Kavsiwvdyejekwos January 4, 2021