Typically a male Gemini who will tell you he loves you but lie. Usually very lacking in the length department if you know what I mean. Cheater. Compulsive fibber and drama king. Especially the ones in raytown Missouri. STAY AWAY. seriously. Run for your life.
by thepussyslayer October 16, 2015
Get the Jordanmug. a creature with talons like iron and a singular nipple as long as a sword. His creature has no emotion and uses his nipple-sword to attack. Roams the streets of New York City and fucks pigeons.
Person 1: What is that creature
Person 2: That's a Jordan
Person 1: It's fucking a pigeon
Person 2: Just walk away...
Person 2: That's a Jordan
Person 1: It's fucking a pigeon
Person 2: Just walk away...
by Amelia Winters June 8, 2015
Get the Jordanmug. Sex; where the man inserts his penis into a female's vagina. Then babies are made. They are the result of Jordan.
by ashlei November 25, 2007
Get the Jordanmug. 1.To destroy a Toyota Camry by ramming it into a wall, while driving through an otherwise very safe environment.
2. To hug men, wearing a very tight spandex short suit while imagining a rear naked choke.
2. To hug men, wearing a very tight spandex short suit while imagining a rear naked choke.
1. Wow, the other day I saw this yahoo driving down the road in his own little world...he better be careful or he'll end up like Jordan.
2. I read on Craig's list that you can have a Jordan for only 7 dollars and a box of crawfish.
2. I read on Craig's list that you can have a Jordan for only 7 dollars and a box of crawfish.
by Shenanigan Jones March 4, 2010
Get the Jordanmug. That's a jordan
by Kassie lingstaw April 11, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. A Jordan is the biggest leech of all time!! He cannot be trusted. A Jordan is always late and only cares about himself . A Jordan always thinks they are great at basketball because of their name and will get smoked on the court by any white boy!! He never pays his bills and always owe people money. He will borrow money from friends and never pay them back and in most cases rip off his friends. He will always act like he is better then everyelse. Always brags about how much pussy he gets but never really does. He is a dog and will have sex with anything. He always acts like he is a baller but is a complete broke ass. He is quite possibly the biggest lying sack of shit of all time. A Jordan will always lie straight to your face like it was nothing and has absolutely no respect for you!! If you are a woman avoid a Jordan because he doesn’t give a fuck about you and will treat you like dirt.
Who’s that guy that sucks at basketball? Oh that’s Jordan.
Who has the smallest penis you ever saw?Jordan!!
Why do you always have to mooch off of us? Why do you h ave to be such a Jordan.
Jordan did you even stick it in yet because I can’t feel anything!!
Who has the smallest penis you ever saw?Jordan!!
Why do you always have to mooch off of us? Why do you h ave to be such a Jordan.
Jordan did you even stick it in yet because I can’t feel anything!!
by Jordan is a bitch March 1, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. by Mianna January 9, 2012
Get the Jordanmug.