He gets angry at small things on a daily basis, hates blue books, and most importantly has a small willy
Jordan has a small willy!
by JordanhasAsmallWilly July 27, 2018
a creature with talons like iron and a singular nipple as long as a sword. His creature has no emotion and uses his nipple-sword to attack. Roams the streets of New York City and fucks pigeons.
Person 1: What is that creature
Person 2: That's a Jordan
Person 1: It's fucking a pigeon
Person 2: Just walk away...
Person 2: That's a Jordan
Person 1: It's fucking a pigeon
Person 2: Just walk away...
by Amelia Winters June 06, 2015
Someone who often has lots of dandruff in there hair. Has no outlook on life apart from flipping burgers every second weekend.
by Pmcguire97 June 15, 2014
Jordan has huge nostrils that can fit the whole world in them. He is usually in love with Taylor’s and I super annoying and gay and way TOO clingy.
by Hshshsshshshs April 26, 2018
Sex; where the man inserts his penis into a female's vagina. Then babies are made. They are the result of Jordan.
by ashlei November 04, 2007
1.To destroy a Toyota Camry by ramming it into a wall, while driving through an otherwise very safe environment.
2. To hug men, wearing a very tight spandex short suit while imagining a rear naked choke.
2. To hug men, wearing a very tight spandex short suit while imagining a rear naked choke.
1. Wow, the other day I saw this yahoo driving down the road in his own little world...he better be careful or he'll end up like Jordan.
2. I read on Craig's list that you can have a Jordan for only 7 dollars and a box of crawfish.
2. I read on Craig's list that you can have a Jordan for only 7 dollars and a box of crawfish.
by Shenanigan Jones March 04, 2010
A Jordan is the biggest leech of all time!! He cannot be trusted. A Jordan is always late and only cares about himself . A Jordan always thinks they are great at basketball because of their name and will get smoked on the court by any white boy!! He never pays his bills and always owe people money. He will borrow money from friends and never pay them back and in most cases rip off his friends. He will always act like he is better then everyelse. Always brags about how much pussy he gets but never really does. He is a dog and will have sex with anything. He always acts like he is a baller but is a complete broke ass. He is quite possibly the biggest lying sack of shit of all time. A Jordan will always lie straight to your face like it was nothing and has absolutely no respect for you!! If you are a woman avoid a Jordan because he doesn’t give a fuck about you and will treat you like dirt.
Who’s that guy that sucks at basketball? Oh that’s Jordan.
Who has the smallest penis you ever saw?Jordan!!
Why do you always have to mooch off of us? Why do you h ave to be such a Jordan.
Jordan did you even stick it in yet because I can’t feel anything!!
Who has the smallest penis you ever saw?Jordan!!
Why do you always have to mooch off of us? Why do you h ave to be such a Jordan.
Jordan did you even stick it in yet because I can’t feel anything!!
by Jordan is a bitch March 02, 2019