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Jonas Brothers 

3 brothers that are talented song writers and musicians.
(yes they write their own music)
-Hard-working
-Sincere
-Funny
-Sexy/charming
-Award-winning
-Performers
-Ment to be on stage

Mercilessly put down by arrogant jerks who don't give them a chance because they are associated with screaming girls and Disney.
Jonas Brothers performed very well at that concert.
What a nice thing the Jonas Brothers did for her.
Jonas Brothers can play several instruments.
Jonas Brothers treat their fans well.
Jonas Brothers by SanDiegoGirl March 7, 2010
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Jonas Brothers Hater 

Someone who doesn't have a fuckin life so they sit around making fun of the jonas brothers. Why? Because they have no friends and try to make them feel better by making fun of people who actually have talent. Guy haters are just jealous because the jonas brothers can actually get girls. And girl haters don't actually hate them...they just pretend to because they want attention and want others to think that they're cool.
Jonas Brothers walk by...and a bunch of girls follow.
Boy: The Jonas Brothers are so gay (I'm just jealous because I can't get girls.)
Older Girl: Omg, I hate the Jonas Brothers (Omg, I love the Jonas Brothers...but I can't tell anyone because i'm trying to hard to be cool)
Younger girl: You guys are Jonas Brothers Haters.

Jonas Brothers 

A band of three brothers that love what they do.
Sure, they could be a lot better- but they aren't half as bad as all of the fake rappers out these days...Not all teen girls have to obsess over them.

Justin Bieber attracts people because of his looks, his voice is autotuned, and hes only popular because people want to rape his soul, but the Jonas Brothers- well...Nick Jonas is very talented, his brothers are hardly talented but Nick has enough to go around. Their songs talk about diferent things...not just girls and not SEX like most rappers and "rockstars" So enough bashing them, and if you hate them so much why do you listen to them? Or bash them on sites like these?
Girl: *listening to A Little Bit Longer by the Jonas Brothers* So what do you think?
Boy: He screeches a lot...but the song is good.
Girl: See you're a true man. Thanks for respecting my music <3
Jonas Brothers by TaraCapri November 8, 2011

Jonas Brothers 

A pop band consisting of 3 brothers with the last name Jonas. Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas. They have a fan base from the ages ranging between 5-20 (about) and their music may not fit everyone's taste but personally I love their music, and they are all very talented.
Q: What are you doing tonight?

A: Going to a Jonas Brothers concert! I love their upbeat poppy sound!
Jonas Brothers by musicluver13 September 16, 2009

jonas brothers hump 

The act of analy penetrating ones asshole with scissors and hedge clippers
Tyler wanted to experimemt with his body, he saw about sexual pleasures on google and did the jonas brothers hump

Jonas Brothers 

The Jonas Brothers are the most amazing human beings on planet earth. They care a lot about there fans and they are back and happier than ever. So do not insult them or do anything thing mean to the or else the whole Jonas fandom will come after you.
Person 1: I love the Jonas Brothers and I can’t wait to go to there concert.

Person 2: I can’t wait either I don’t know how people could not like them.

Person 3: I hate them

Jonas fans: Go get a life we can’t even look at you
Jonas Brothers by JB fans rock October 23, 2019

Jonas Brothers 

The Jonas Brothers are one of the best bands ever. There are three members: Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, and Kevin Jonas.
Sister: Omg I am such a Kevin girl!
Me, the gay one: Omg Joe is so hot.
Both of us: The Jonas Brothers are everything!