by walrus bacon December 28, 2005
Get the blow jobs mug.1. v. to contest a matter of controversy
2. n. the contest itself, consisting of the best two-out-of-three paper/rock/scissors
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RULES OF THE JOUST:
1. NO WHINING
2. ANYTHING may be jousted (even what you had for lunch)
3. if you call "no joust" after you say something, it cannot be jousted.
4. you CAN NOT "joust" a "no joust" call
5. Procedure is thus: A) someone says something B) someone calls "joust" or "no joust" C) If "joust" is called, proceed to step E D) if "no joust" is called, NOTHING HAPPENS E) After "joust" is called, immediately begin to farkle best two-out-of-three paper/rock/scissors F) when the winner is determined, the "joust" is over, and the winner is determined to be correct.
6. After the joust, the loser must verbally submit to the outcome, and declare it to be truth.
2. n. the contest itself, consisting of the best two-out-of-three paper/rock/scissors
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RULES OF THE JOUST:
1. NO WHINING
2. ANYTHING may be jousted (even what you had for lunch)
3. if you call "no joust" after you say something, it cannot be jousted.
4. you CAN NOT "joust" a "no joust" call
5. Procedure is thus: A) someone says something B) someone calls "joust" or "no joust" C) If "joust" is called, proceed to step E D) if "no joust" is called, NOTHING HAPPENS E) After "joust" is called, immediately begin to farkle best two-out-of-three paper/rock/scissors F) when the winner is determined, the "joust" is over, and the winner is determined to be correct.
6. After the joust, the loser must verbally submit to the outcome, and declare it to be truth.
"Keanu Reeves is the worst actor in the world."
"JOUST!"
--OR--
"Harrison Ford is the best actor in the world. No joust!"
"JOUST!"
--OR--
"Harrison Ford is the best actor in the world. No joust!"
by Division By Zorro December 26, 2003
Get the joust mug.Contrary to popular belief, Jebus is just what some knew as the city of Jerusalem. Go read the Bible you bunch of heathens.
...The man would not tarry that night, but he rose up and departed, and came over against Jebus, which is Jerusalem; and there were with him two asses saddled, his concubine also was with him.
Judges 19:10
Judges 19:10
by NOCTVRNVS July 19, 2005
Get the Jebus mug.Noun - A sport in the same genre as thumb war where two people hold hands like they are arm wrestling accept they extend their index fingers on their arm wrestling hand. They then try to poke their opponent with that index finger without letting go.
by The Lord of the Joust September 5, 2005
Get the finger joust mug.A boy or girl who repetively talks to a person on the internet or phone texting while indirectly leading them on. The person may seem like they care when talking in writing but in in reality, when you ask them if they want to hang out or go somewhere, whether it be face to face or over the phone; there immediate response is "NO!", and they are a Joust. Some people commonly used Bagarble as a term to replace Joust.
Ex. Boy: I asked her to go the the movies but she begarbled me, and turned me down.
Usage- That girl is a Joust for turning me down.
Phone Text
Boy: Hey want to hang out sometime?!
Girl: Yea! Maybe next weekend!
Face-to-face
Boy: Hey want to see a movie?
Girl: NO, I cant.
Usage- That girl is a Joust for turning me down.
Phone Text
Boy: Hey want to hang out sometime?!
Girl: Yea! Maybe next weekend!
Face-to-face
Boy: Hey want to see a movie?
Girl: NO, I cant.
by David Keller January 11, 2008
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