Joris

Joris has a little wee

Look at Joris, he was a little wee

by Aidan12 October 30, 2020

Joris Bohnson

When six year old kids try to be funny about politics.

6 year old: Joris Bohnson'a on the news again.

Mum: Michael, thats enough ROBLOX for one day.

by tumarto February 6, 2022

blow jobs

When the female sucks the male's penis untill it is hard and firm. (blowing it up-inflating)

whoa baby... your blow job really inflated my dick. May i return the favor?

by Turnpickle April 25, 2003

steve jobs-ing

When you take acid and are productive.

I'd rather not lay and look at the clouds all day I have work to do; I'm Steve Jobs-ing

by C. Digger July 2, 2016

Joris

A gay cunt. The biggest loser you will ever come across in your entire life. A fuckboy that keeps trying to flirt with every single girl he sees. He is a blonde donkey. He is often racist towards other people and close minded about other cultures. He thinks in a weird way, even weirder than what village people think like. He watches James Charles and Jefferee Star. He’s into shitty music. He thinks he’s good at rapping. Every girl despises his strange attitude and behavior. He pongs like anything. He takes showers once every two months.

Black dude: Who the hell is this nigga?
Me: oh, he’s Joris. Avoid him he’s racist.
Black dude: what did he do?
Me: he called my family terrorists!
Black dude: well he must be a gay blonde donkey

by Bluefaceyeahaight69 November 10, 2019

jobs a goodun

See jobs a good'un.

Only seen it in print once, in Time Out London, and thats how it was spelled.

by oracle March 12, 2004

blow jobs

When Gorden puts his lips around Stevens penis and says mmmmm...Thats good

Mmmmm....Thats good

by MacW October 28, 2003