Jesus bread

Bread from the bakery in a grocery store, that looks like the bread from Jesus' last dinner.

"Yo let me get some of that Jesus bread!"

by MemoryDecay January 19, 2013

Jesus Christ in Capri Pants

Jesus wears Capri pants, Hawaiian shirts, and loafers with no socks, his beard is on fleek.

When used as an expletive , as in :
"Jesus Christ in Capri Pants, did you see that hipsters fanny pack?"
or
"Jesus Christ in Capri pants, Becky, look at her butt, it is so big!"

Can also be used as a handy hashtag... #JesusChristInCapriPants #fannypack #hipster #beckysbutt #lookatit

by socially awkward sally May 17, 2016

jesus dan

our lord and savior. Has a massive peen and rocks side burns like a bad bitch. We give him offerings such as broccoli soup and children. Is a stripper, and loves to wear socks and sandals 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🥵

person: OMG IS THAT THEE JESUS DAN?!?!
me: yes...he daddy

by jesusdanworshipper November 16, 2019

Jesus Chris

jesus christ without the t

hey guys its jesus chris, its without the t

by JesusTheDestroyer420 July 1, 2020

Jesus Louisus

An expansion of jeez Louis. Used in bewilderment or frustration, but normally in a humorous tone.

"Jesus Louisus, how many words are in this urban dictionary!?"

"Will you hurry up? Jesus Louises!"

by Frostkat December 30, 2020

Jesus v. Deities

The theological or theomatical equivalent of an identity versus an equation—it is like comparing the infinite solutions of Christ to the extraneous or faux solutions of gods and goddesses.

Without Christ in the equation, it’s just an expression; a false prophet or guru would offer a faux or extraneous solution with quasi-zero suspicion from the flock they’re leading or deceiving—this is why people need to learn about the spiritual truths in the “Jesus v. Deities” eternal war.

by Fasters January 30, 2023

K-Jesus

A person who helps kids with their issues about life and peer pressure. Ususally this person is very attractive and smart and spiritually deep...like Oprah and Jesus, combined into one fine human being.

Allie needed help with peer pressure so she called up her K-Jesus.

by Kandy is ur momma May 30, 2009