jess

pirate

Argggg, Captain Jess!

by ASarnando September 2, 2019

Jesse

Unique girl with the male version of her name. The most amazing girl you'll ever find. She's sweet, funny, beautiful, gorgeous, etc. She's lovable and never intends to hurt anyone. Amazing personality. Her eyes, hair, everything. Not just any girl, original. Crazy, but fun. Make sure you don't hurt her. You'll surely love her, I know I have. Her smile. It's... amazing. She might mess around with you sometimes but no matter what, you can't help but smile. She is outrageously smart too. Once you meet a Jessie, don't let her go.

Omg Jesse is amazing!

She sure is, I wish I we're Jesse.

by QueenMagic December 20, 2016

Jesse

A gay boy who likes talking sus and is really gay. Also has a huge fetish and love for Brad Pitt and men in general.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jesse?
Guy 2: I don't dare go near that man, he'll probe me if I get near.

by BleachedFacism November 26, 2019

jess

owns a cold exterior that hides a massive softie. makes school trousers look good and not yet cankled, somehow not 30 stone despite consuming more saturated fat that you can shake a stick at. despises children but backs it up with fair evidence, however inexcusably rates H. might want to consider longer jumpers. walks like she’s on a space hopper. hella fire still.

jess what are you doing with Warwick Davies’ poo sock?

by bruhski December 20, 2019

Jesse

He dates his sisters

Yo look at that Jesse he is kissing his sis

by Ladies man 223456 September 5, 2019

Jesse

Jesse is someone you should never let go. He normally has brown longish hair and blue or brown eyes. He’s really stubborn and sometimes rude but he doesn’t know it. He’s super sweet and loyal and will never let his girl cry alone. As a strong headed person, he goes for what he wants and won’t let you try and tell him otherwise.

Girl 1: Dude, did you see Jesse?
Girl 2: Yeah, he’s so awesome.
Guy 1: Jesse turned me gay.

by NerdyDog September 22, 2019

Jesse

That one guy who always posts his fortnite wins on snap chat. He is a complete god at the game but at the same time, a complete ass wipe. When he wins he will eventually scream into the mic saying "THEY FUCKING TALK ABOUT ME" and does nothing but brag about himself for the next 30 minutes. But once he gets off fortnite he is the nicest guy you will ever meet.

-Hes not like Bob

friend- THEY FUCKING TALK ABOUT ME.
me- Yo quit being such a Jesse.

by ODST GOLDFISH May 24, 2018