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Jenna

The girl that every guy wants to date and that every bitch envies.

You can't have her, she's exclusive.

Ideal
perfect
gorgeous
beautiful
intelligent
lovely
classy
charming
sexy
great in bed
clean cut
conservative
dainty
exclusive

and she's the sweetest girl you'll ever meet!
Jenna is the ideal lady
by Markie mark4 March 5, 2009
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Jenna Jameson

A porn star who everyone says is a dirty slut, forgetting the fact that ALL porn stars are dirty sluts and Jenna Jameson is just a well known Dirty Slut
Mike: Hey Your Jenna Jameson!

Jenna: Yes I am. Want an autograph and a blowjob?

Mike: Eww. Your such a whore.

Eva Angelina: Hi guys!

Mike: Oh can I get a Blowjob from Eva? She's not a whore at all!

Eva: Ummm... Sure lets pretend thats true. 500 bucks and I'll let you put it in my ass.

Jenna: Throw in another 500 and I'll lez out with Eva while you fuck her.

Mike: This is the best day ever

Jenna and Eva: Wow. This kid is retarded. Lets just take the money and run.
by SureILikePornButSeriouslyGuys? November 23, 2010
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Jenny Longlegs

Small, spider-like insect with disproportionately long legs and small wings.

Not to be confused with a Daddy Longlegs, which is a wingless lookalike from the spider family.
Ahhh! Check out the size of that Jenny Longlegs!
by haileys July 7, 2006
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Deaf Jenny

While in the process of intercourse with one of the opposite sex, attempt to excrete feces into ur hands. Once done, continue to place the feces into ears of the girl. In order to be done correclty, make sure that their is an even amount of fecal material in both hands. The best time to deaf jenny a girl is when they are least expecting it. Once you place the shit in the ears, do a delayed "SURPRISE". If she does not hear you, the Deaf Jenny has worked ot its fullest extent.
---I Deaf Jennied that blonde.

---If you do not co-operate, I will procede to Deaf Jenny your son-of-a-bitch ass!
by Lefty5 and Krongy June 11, 2009
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jenna

jenna is a sweedish name 4 "hot" no man can ever resist a TRUE jenna thre r sum ppl that should not be jennas but there parents made a mistake
dude she is so hot what a jenna
by vgeiylbdhkvx July 6, 2008
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jenny-fist

to be totally owned to the most extreme degree
That huge kid got majorly jenny-fisteded by that skinny kid when he kicked him in the face.
by Pat G September 13, 2008
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jenny craig moment

a jenny craig moment is when a bunch of drunk people start getting all emo and stat sharing there feelings.
*wile sobbing* guy:"do you know that your my bestfriend. you stuck by my side when nobody elese was there."

bystander: "you guys and ur damn jenny craig moments"
by superFAIRY200 January 10, 2008
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