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monkey jeans

THe most expensive designer jeans next to prada. They are ususally priced at about $400 a pair and have Japanese drawings such as dragons on them. BY FAR THE COOLEST JEANS ON THE MARKET. I only have 1 pair because you have to sell 1 gram to get 1 pair.
I be rollin up in dem red {monkey jeans} and the ladies come up and through me stacks and tities!
by Rollin 60s n'hood CRIPS July 8, 2006
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Gloria Jean's

A cafe chain ala starbucks. Invented in America but failed, bought by Australian's that use it as a business front / cash cow for the Money Worship weird religious cult Hillsong. They server reasonably priced watery coffee and inedible over priced snacks.
Let's go to Gloria Jean's...
No I don't want to give my money to Hillsong, let's go to a decent coffee shop instead
by Smithlerman September 1, 2011
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Jimmy jeans

Jimmy jeans is a term commonly used in the North-east to describe cheap blue jeans that are purchased at Ocean State Job Lot for approximately $10.

Oftentimes the jeans are slightly defective (i.e. one leg longer than the other).
I thought we were supposed to get dressed up for this event and look over there at that guy wearing Jimmy jeans.
by BillyMac41 January 27, 2011
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jean ass

When a pair of jeans are worn by a girl they create the perfect apple shaped ass, but when they are removed the ass no longer retains the shape and sags or becomes flabby looking.
man that girl has a nice ass....No that girl has jean ass, or she has a case of the jean ass
by Jeremy Diver January 1, 2009
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Mom Jeans

Another way of abbreviating marijuana to thwart off nosy assholes who know what "mary jane" means.
I've gotta hide my mom jeans in the dresser before my parents get!
by Chronically0nline November 26, 2014
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sara jean

A woman that exudes elegance, faith and beauty. A true god fearing southern belle with a little devil in her eyes. Inside and out this woman is a Goddess.
by LK3k September 29, 2013
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White Jeans

An article of clothing that will increase your girls bootylicousness exponentially.
Clarence: Damn, Ugly Betty lookn good t'night!

Antonio: Yep, dem white jeans took her from about a 3 to a 9!
by jrm912 December 18, 2012
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