Jasper is has a huge penis and suffers incredibly of huge-penis-disease. He stays strong although his troubles.
"yo is that jasper! i heard he has huge-penis-disease."
by bsjsbsbbsbebd November 3, 2021
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The term comes from the character of Jasper from the movie The Holiday. He only keeps Kate Winslet in his life to feel good. Not because he wants her.
The term comes from the character of Jasper from the movie The Holiday. He only keeps Kate Winslet in his life to feel good. Not because he wants her.
by davenport101 June 20, 2021
Get the Jaspered mug.Jasper is a sweet and charming man. He pulls many girls who's name starts with A and G because they simply find him attractive, but watch out if you're dating him, he is very likely to have other girls in mind... One tip if you know a Jasper, find something to blackmail him with...
Girl who's name starts with an A: Wow!! Jasper is so cute!! I'm going to ask him out.
Girl who's name starts with a G: Nuh uh, I'm going to first, and he'll say yes to me.
Girl who's name starts with a G: Nuh uh, I'm going to first, and he'll say yes to me.
by wegotthisinthebag March 18, 2025
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To be a Jasper is to be someone who blocks other people on social media solely just because they vilified you and your friends and to overreact to said vilification and think that it's 'creepy' while also stating that the person who vilified you shouldn't contact you or your friends ever again.
by MM132 March 21, 2021
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by TheRebel2187 May 17, 2023
Get the Jasper’s law mug.Did LA give up too much to get a guy who has been labeled soft, although he puts up 19 and 9, which 11 other guys do?"
"Is that a trick question? They gave up Jasper, who cares? I could care less! First of all, understand something. When you're giving up first round picks, if you are a quality team in playoff contention, it really doesn't mean that much, that's number one. Number two and more importantly, Jasper is gone! The City of Angels, Hollywood should be celebrating. Throw a parade already whether you win a championship or not. This man was a bonafide scrub! He can't play! No disrespect whatsoever, but I'm sorry to call, tell everybody the truth, the man cannot play the game of basketball. He has small hands, he can't catch the ball, he has bad feet, he can't really move even though he's mobile, doesn't really know what he's doing, doesn't have a post move that he or he puts to memory that he can do two times in a row. He has no game whatsoever, plays no defense, doesn't have the heart, the passion or anything that comes with it, and you're asking me whether they gave up too much? Please. The Los Angeles Lakers knew exactly what they were doing, they should be celebrating right now, and Kobe Bryant should not be saying a word!" Hes fucking ass.
"Is that a trick question? They gave up Jasper, who cares? I could care less! First of all, understand something. When you're giving up first round picks, if you are a quality team in playoff contention, it really doesn't mean that much, that's number one. Number two and more importantly, Jasper is gone! The City of Angels, Hollywood should be celebrating. Throw a parade already whether you win a championship or not. This man was a bonafide scrub! He can't play! No disrespect whatsoever, but I'm sorry to call, tell everybody the truth, the man cannot play the game of basketball. He has small hands, he can't catch the ball, he has bad feet, he can't really move even though he's mobile, doesn't really know what he's doing, doesn't have a post move that he or he puts to memory that he can do two times in a row. He has no game whatsoever, plays no defense, doesn't have the heart, the passion or anything that comes with it, and you're asking me whether they gave up too much? Please. The Los Angeles Lakers knew exactly what they were doing, they should be celebrating right now, and Kobe Bryant should not be saying a word!" Hes fucking ass.
Jasper has no games whatsoever...
by anonymous February 9, 2021
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