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Jake story

A story without any real point, meaning, or ending. Often can go on for 5+ minutes before anyone tells the speaker to be quiet.

Jake stories are often told with very exaggerated facial expressions and hand movements which are a sad attempt to make the stories more interesting.
Person 1: And then I was walking down the street when I found a penny and it was cool and...

Person 2: Shut up, you're telling a Jake story.
by Seira May 4, 2008
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less than jake

THE fucking greatest and most kick-ass ska band ever to WALK THE EARTH!
Less Than Jake could kick 500 other bands' asses with their arms and legs tied together and with rabid ferrets duct taped onto their faces.
by theMIk March 6, 2004
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Jake Paul

Horrible youtube videos made by idiot with annoying voice.
by FFFhh August 16, 2017
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Jake T. Austin

"Look theres Jake T. Austin"
"Thats the Jake T. Austin!"
by Lacey-Leen December 17, 2008
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Jake Paulers

Did you see those Jake Paulers with his merch?Those little Fuckers..
by frivfriv October 8, 2017
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Jake Paul

An inbred scumbag who makes money off autistic five year olds.He is the most cancerous and cringiest YouTuber to have ever exist.
I was thinking about killing myself and then I discovered Jake Paul...Now I'm definitely going to kill myself!
by Crippleddwarf 69 August 17, 2017
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jake

an amazing guy that is really funny and really adorable that you cant help but love .
wow, i really want a jake (:
by kaylan March 13, 2008
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