Jess

A kind hearted stubborn boy, hes so beyond handsome and both genders fall for him quickly. He's witty and athletic, lives for a thrill. He's been through a lot but will never walk out on you. He treats his significant other like a king or queen. If you have a jess, don't ever let him go. You'll regret it tremendously. Treat him well. Don't walk away when things get hard.

Jacob; I'm so jealous of Dylan, jess treats him like a king.
Allison; me too, I wish my boyfriend loved me the way jess loves him.

by Heavenly Disaster May 17, 2018

Jesse Jamesed

When your hot wife is away, or you are unable to have sex for a while, you stoop down too far and have sex with someone(thing) completely odd to make up for lost time.

Brandon served a 6 month prison term and to clean the violent butt sex from his memory, he quickly Jesse Jamesed it with the first tatted up crack whore he could find.

by bb butt fantasy March 19, 2010

Jesse Ventura

former pro wresler, former Minnesota Governor. Election in 1998 "shocked the world". Prone to inflated self-importance and hypocrisy as he blames media jackals for criticizing him one day and appears on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno the next.
aka The Body, The Mind

I'm going to vote for Jesse Ventura just so I can get one of those "My Governor can beat up your Governor bumper stickers." Screw voting for the best candidate.

by peaches406 March 16, 2004

Jesse

A godly man who has a goofy/quirky sense of humor. He will always pick you up when your down and pray for you at you brightest and darkest moments.

I sure wish I had a friend like Jesse.
I am so blessed to have a Jesse

by Carrot... January 29, 2017

Jesse Stanish

Slang for a bullshit

Thats complete Jesse Stanish!

by HayleyPukekoe September 10, 2010

Jessela

I cool ass girl who's chill and funny. Just wants to have a good time, no drama.

Aye, is that Jessela?
Ya man, she chill af.

by Sickooomode October 12, 2019

Jesse Stewart

Jesse 'THICC BOI CANADIAN MAN' Stewart is a very sexy man and could steal your girl or guy with just a lick of his maple syrup. He has meaty thicc calves that makes all boys and girls hard. YOU HEARD ME DAMN STRAIGHT AND ALL THE GIRLS MOTHERFUCKER.

Jesse Stewart is sexy man.

by Anonymous [767] August 24, 2020