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procrasti-snapping

A term used to describe the use of Snapchat as a means for procrastination from the task at hand (i.e. work, homework, filing taxes). Not to be confused with a regular Snapchat; usually meaningless and irrelevant images sent in large quantities by millenials.
Molly must have a big exam coming up, she is procrasti-snapping me like crazy right now with the dumbest shit.
by D. Detective January 10, 2017
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Binge Snapping

Holding off on Snapchatting someone (perhaps to lower your best friend status) until the urge has magnified which results in an onslaught of unsaid banter in the form of pics and vids.
Girl 1: I haven't Snapchatted Austin in so long for fear his girlfriend was gonna see me
on his best friends list!

Girl 2: Uh oh girl, if its real you're just gonna end up binge snapping him.
by That Dude from the Tent October 14, 2013
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drunk snap

When you're drunk and start taking snap chats of yourself and sending them to all the wrong people. Aka exes.
I hate waking up in the morning and seeing I sent drunk snaps. I can't even check what I sent.
by talty July 5, 2014
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Combat Snap

Masterbating just before going into combat. This is done to relieve tension and clear ones head before combat.
Greg did a combat snap out of a shinook shortly after closing into Afghanistan.
by sabre_hunter April 26, 2010
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Crunch Snap

instead of clapping in english class u say crunch snap
Mike: *says good poem*
Gianna: WOW CRUNCH SNAP
by loljazzi February 5, 2020
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subterfuge snap

A discreetly taken photograph of a complete stranger, usually with the intention of sending it to your mates for their input.
Text conversation:

Dave: Bro, I'm on the train sitting opposite from this smoking hot babe.

Alan: Grab me a subterfuge snap so I can check her out.
by McFisher October 20, 2017
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pissball snaps

ginger snaps or any type of cookie or cracker that tastes like total crap because of being stale or soaked in an unkown fluid
" Wow, those pissball snaps are disgusting but I can't stop eating them"

" My friend dipped my crackers in piss and turned then into pissball snaps"
by Sampson3436 August 20, 2011
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