physical education

A subject designed to cause:
- humiliation
- anxiety
- pain
- bullying
Cooper test: The weak and non-athletic are first to go.
Team sports: A cause of social anxiety.
The teacher favors athletic people, and "bully" the non athletic people, like me.
Weather: outside when cold, inside when hot.

DO 100 PUSH UPS NOW!!!!!!!one
COME ON LETS PLAY FOOTBALL WOOHOOHOO!!
YOU FORGOT YOUR PE KIT! DETENTION!

Physical education sucks.

by fmate2006 May 14, 2018

Physics

Some random words that were added to math, just to make depressed kids

Ayo are you sad
No, i am physics

by Cx Stonks April 29, 2022

meat-physics

(Noun) an alternate name for the material science of physics which studies physical matter, as opposed to meta-physics, used to disparage scientists who deny the reality of non-material realities.

My meat-physics professor at the university will not let me write a paper on astral projection because he claims the subject area is meta-physical esotericism lacking sufficient empirical research data to cite.

by MinistryOfDEW March 1, 2022

physical arrangements

Giving your significant other make up sex or showing them lots of attention

My girl mad at me, instead of giving her edible arrangements, I'm going to give her physical arrangements

by the method August 5, 2017

physics

a place to give handjobs

Hey did you hear about Dish giving George a handjob in physics?

by jishnosie May 8, 2018

interactive physics

the first version of roblox ever to be created, used to be a banger among schools as it is, you guessed it, a physics game

person 1: yoooooo dude wanna play interactive physics?
person 2: you mean roblox?
person 1: no, interactive physics, you know, the first version of roblox
person 2: you do know it's no longer in your computers anymore
person 1: huh???!?!?!?!?!?!?!

by ihavenosandwich September 19, 2022

physically good

Another way of saying sexually good

Jane has a way of making others feel physically good.

by seashells1987 November 6, 2017