Intellectual

A Communist that think he's the Einstein of Meta Data
That cuck Iggore is such the intellectual
by Artyom BB November 06, 2020
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intellectual

intellectuals are beings who are smart
anyone named Ezekiel/zeke is not an intellectual
by yessah_808 August 26, 2021
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Intellectual Prostitute

One who sells use of their mind, similarly to how a prostitute sells use of their body.
"Do you have any prior experience working at a library or with children?"
"No, but I was an intellectual prostitute for a few years before I applied here."
"A what?"
by usedhumanhands December 09, 2024
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intellectual instinct

1. A phrase describing the act of habitually reserving judgment regarding people, places, and/or situations;

2. Avoiding forming opinions and conclusions which one is not required or beholden to form.
Ex. "It is preferable to exercise intellectual instinct if you don't have a reason not to."
by jack1e August 21, 2010
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Intellectualizing

When you or someone you know take something simple and hyper-analyze it to reach absurd conclusions.
Bob thinks that his attraction to tits is related to his maternal issues. He's a fucking idiot and intellectualizing. Sometimes you just like big tits.
by Freud's Evil Cousin July 26, 2023
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Intellectual Sodomite

Someone who claims to be an intellectual and selectively revises any subject matter to conform with an argument that supports their identity. Essentially ass raping facts and selectively picking information to make non-existent points that support their confirmation bias and support their own idea that they are an intellectually deep thinker capable of resolving ideas no one else can.
Karen destroyed the conversation at philosophy club with her intellectual sodomy by claiming that Nietzsche must have been a eunuch because there is no historical evidence of him sharing any dick paintings with women. Intellectual Sodomite
by Mathican July 26, 2019
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Pseudo-Intellectual

The "intellectual" way to say smartass/smart-aleck/smartypants
The liberal arts guy are sorta Pseudo-Intellectual
by Sir. B September 19, 2020
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