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instagram

instagram witch most people call insta is a social media app were you can friend and follow other people and chat with the people you friend and follow. You can also post pictures and videos you can also post polls (were you can type a question and two different awnsers and other people on insta can tap on them as there awnser) another thing you can post are tbhs (witch stands for to be honest) and other users can put and emoji in the box that there is to describe that person.
person 1: HONEY GET OFF INSTAGRAM
person2: ok i will go on snapchat then (urban dictonary cominng out soon!)
person1: screw my life
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Instagram sign language

Initiating contact through someone's Instagram profile by liking their older posts. Sometimes responded by nothing, other times responded in the same fashion. Usually means they are interested in you and you should slide in their dms. Can be considered a mating call.
"Dude how did you end up talking to that hot chick at the bar last night?"
"Well I had her insta so I started with some Instagram sign language."
by Olivertwist23 January 22, 2019
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Instacrane

A person who slides through DMs to "pick someone up."
Damn Jimin was a whole instacrane when he DMed Heejin.
by chimspetunia March 5, 2019
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Instagram ads

'If you know what these are, you are legally allowed senior citizenship', why do these exist, they are so shit that i want to kill myself every time I see them
PLS KILL ME I SAW SOME INSTAGRAM ADS
by YesBigDaddyDolan March 7, 2019
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instagram punk

The coolest new wave of punk subculture which involves posting yourself in the classic 70s punk style, wearing extravagant makeup, piercings and untamed hair dyed into unnatural colours. Side by side, Instagram punks and the scene subculture are very similar, with one being the lovechild of techno and emo culture, and the other being the love child of social media narcissism and your dad’s (or lack thereof) music collection.
Alternating themselves from the original 70s punks, Instagram punks don’t hold any strong legitimate view of political happenings / philosophies. However, many hold a baseline of which style of Instagram punk they want to portray through their online personality. For example, a communist Instagram punk may enhance their online persona by sharing their distaste for capitalism from their Chinese sweatshop-produced phone while regularly enjoying fast food. Some other Instagram punks may also share a message of hatred for government and surveillance despite regularly donating selfies to a multi million dollar corporation’s database to be data mined.
Girl: I like your Sex Pistols shirt, I had a boyfriend that looked exactly like Sid Viscious.
Guy with green mohawk and anarchy badges: Sid who?
*Thinking* Girl: Wow, what is with the abundance of Instagram punks nowadays?
by Famian March 10, 2019
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Instagramosis

Someone who's addicted to Instagram. They cant go 3 hours without Instagram in there lifes.
Wow, bro you def got Instagramosis
by Dyliscious March 12, 2019
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instacred

Instacred is an Instagram judgement that happens in a couple seconds.

It’s what people think when they see an Instagram account and makes them decide whether or not to follow that account. Instagram Instant Credit/status.
How many followers, posts they have, if they’re a celebrity, gives (or doesn’t give) them #instacred
The more followers they have and the quality of content they’ve posted will give them #instacred
They have 20k followers, that account has serious instacred!
All of my friends follow this account they must have instacred. I should follow them too
They have no followers, that person has zero instacred
I wish someone with #instacred would tag me.

Whoever tagged me has some crazy instacred bc my followers are blowing up yo!
by Lorraine Oest August 4, 2019
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