CORPORATE INCEST

A common practice - most frequently occurring in large INSURANCE companies - wherein corporate whores who are the most moronic imbeciles, inexperienced and completely UNQUALIFIED termites are hired into management based only on who they know and who they blow. They survive solely through their connections- and the hard work of subordinates who need to keep their jobs. These colossal losers make disastrous business decisions, pass off 99% of their responsibilities to others, know nothing about the job and collect huge salaries JUST for being somones old college roommate and full time suckup. A lot of them are male, with a stay at home wife who home schools their useless children.

That frickin idiot has a management job only through corporate incest.

by KImCobain August 10, 2017

Incest

"Family Fun" the Caucasian way

Incest Smells like wet wet puppy, and corn chips, shoved in a horses butt.

by DonkeyKongg1478 December 12, 2017

inscestical

1) having close sexual relations with a very closeley related family member.
2) expressing extreme-isim or disgust of/for inscest.
3) disbelief over an act of incest

james: man, did you hear, andrew got a blow job. FROM HIS BROTHER!
adam: holy shit that's INSCESTICAL!

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alyssa: ohhhmygoodd, best sex EVER last night.
alica: WITH WHO?! give me his number
alyssa: you already got it, was with my bro
alicia: THATS INSCESTICAL!

by HeatherChristine December 24, 2008

incestral

Of, or having to do with, incest.

I find referring to close friends as "brother" or "sister" to be disturbing, when it can have an incestral nature.

by Trrip October 5, 2010

Incest

The act of having sex with somebody of blood relations, which can result in interbred (ie; dumb, ugly, deformed) offspring. Wisbech is such a place where incest is practised.

Pikey Bill: "Incest is real swell! Because of it, my mum is also my aunty!"

by RD October 19, 2003

Greek Incest

Incest occurring within a Greek family in sororities or fraternities. Common Greek incest occur as drunk make outs between your pledge mom's boyfriend's pledge son or anything along the lines of being in the same pledge family.

Frat guy 1: Dude, that Sigdelt is totally hot. I made out with her!
Frat guy 2: Isn't she your pledge dad's girlfriend's kid?
Frat guy 1: Yeah. So? She's not my real sister.
Frat guy 2: That's you're pledge sister! Greek incest!

by TokenAsian December 27, 2011

Incest

When you fuck your child up the ass, YOU SICK FUCK.

GET OFF YOUR CHILD. YOU INCESTUOUS FIEND.

<i>Incest Incest, Put your family to the test.</i>

by Incestuous Relations September 28, 2003