Internet Zombie

A person who is in need of sleep who is mindlessly surfing the Internet. Usually an insomniac who gave up tossing and turning in bed and who turned on the computer to have something to do.

I have got to see my doctor about stronger sleeping pills. I was up all night doing the Internet Zombie thing. Gosh, I think I bought four or five things last night but I won't even know what they are until they arrive in the mail.

by Joe Neubarth July 12, 2007

internet explorer

Mozilla Firefox's bitch.

Firefox pwns Internet Explorer. 'Nuf said.

by Ben December 28, 2005

sarcasm on the internet

Sarcasm on the internet is like winking on the phone.

On chat...

Girl: I really like you.
Boy1: Really?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy2 PM-ing to Boy1: Watch out, remember the sarcasm on the internet thing.

by Barracuda47 October 1, 2008

internet STI

The viruses, add-ware, and spy-ware you get on your computer from downloading porn.

My internet STI is giving me pop-ups!!!

by Fliggs October 3, 2007

Internet Band

A group of musical people who met on the internet and formed a band in which they each record themselves separately and put it all together in Audacity.

"Dude! Go on Youtube and check out my Internet Band!"

by thekeckinator May 15, 2009

Internet

the holy mother of all porn, stalkers, pervs, pedos games, ads, mmorpgs, nerds, big shots, Losers, chat rooms, THE MIGHTY GOOGLE, youtube, facebook, myspace, twitter, blogs, mini man-made black holes and the worst and most creepy things you will ever see.

I logged on to the internet and got mind raped.
I talked to my friend on the internet.
I played a game on the internet.

by A.Dark.Closet July 6, 2011

Internet Crusader

A person on the internet who goes around preaching what they think is right or wrong and acting upon it.

Internet Crusader: "BRONIES ARE HORRIBLE PEOPLE THEY MUST ALL BE KILLED!"

Internet Crusader: "WE MUST STOP THE ASIAN INVASION OF HENTAI!!"

Regular Person: "Let people like what they like"

by Verifirs March 13, 2014